Should E-I Posters (Clients/Escorts) have a summer BBQ party?

[Quarterpoundher]

A barbeque and a wet t-shirt competition. I'll have a quarterpounder with cheese or maybe a halfpounder of steak.

Highway,

Be careful what the melted cheese drops onto, it could ruin the whole day...
And you’d need the water far more urgently then for the Wet T shirt comp...


PS
I'm the randy Highwayman,
who your to scared to mention........

[thehighwayman]

I'll skip the chees then, I'll go bareback. Nice improvisation on my signature, I might just use it.

[Quarterpoundher]

Nice improvisation on my signature, I might just use it.

I hope you do, I hate to see the flow of a classic lyric disrupted...

[TheNads]

After all the publicity this site has had lately do you think this sort of thing could happen without any number of sleazy, rag journos infiltrating our numbers & making a huge story of it ? NO !!!!!!!!!!!
Lovely idea but not in the real world I'm afraid.
The girls who do parties in the UK have said they won't try again in Dublin because of these very hacks.

Bring me a hacks balls on a plate !
TheNads

[thehighwayman]

Maybe we could all wear masks.

[Jim Duggan]

Can I come to...no questions I promise, I do a mean spit roast

I’ve a hundred acre wood here for any concerns about the Sunday World, plenty coverage from any press helicopters and a plentiful supply of fuel for the bbq

Seriously though, that’s a great idea,

Just bring your own fly repellent

OK we're goin' to Quaterpoundher's!

But the thing is, we got four guys in one corner havin' a wet T-shirt competition on their own!

Me and two other brothers are gettin' nasty with Naomi!

And Lino is at the BBQ havin' a burger with a beer and talkin' to himself?!!!

We need more girls!

Quarterpoundher PM me to disscuss things. Lets sort this party and keep everything to ourselves. If your not a regular poster and your not serious... then Old Hacksaw's got nothing to say to you! Tough guys!

(Check-out my blog for more info, if you want in PM me)

[Quarterpoundher]

High Jim,

Is that 2 by 4, from a sustainable Forest, or from slash and burn, I think you’re probably a bit of both...

I’m a regularish /newish poster but I’m maybe in a minority of one here as I’m a non-punter, stumbled on this place and found it a fascinating facet of Society, and like a lot of the people here.

I do think your idea is good, but I’d say Ireland is to small and still a little prudish for a party of that size and sort to not attract huge attention from Media and the resultant issues for Escorts/Punters... were really only two steps removed from Holy Catholic Ireland yet, in the main...

I said it in fun, but I do have a 100 acre forest but there’s a public right of way path straight through it that might cause a few eyebrows to permanently raise (amongst other Things)

I don’t mess people about so I’m just clarifying things with this post, as I would not like to be on the receieving end of that lump of lumber. (I know my Hardwoods from my Coniferous as I work partly in Forestry)

There’s a company in West Cork called Duggan Steel, they can supply you with tempered blades for the Hacksaw. They might even give a discount if your related...

Ps

Hacksaws work best when tightened to the Max, I suspect you are...

A Women is like a Tree, bend with them just a little and you’ll ride out the roughest storm,
and to avoid splinters, always work with the grain...

QPH...

[Epsilon]

High Jim,

Is that 2 by 4, from a sustainable Forest, or from slash and burn, I think you’re probably a bit of both...

I’m a regularish /newish poster but I’m maybe in a minority of one here as I’m a non-punter, stumbled on this place and found it a fascinating facet of Society, and like a lot of the people here.

I do think your idea is good, but I’d say Ireland is to small and still a little prudish for a party of that size and sort to not attract huge attention from Media and the resultant issues for Escorts/Punters... were really only two steps removed from Holy Catholic Ireland yet, in the main...

I said it in fun, but I do have a 100 acre forest but there’s a public right of way path straight through it that might cause a few eyebrows to permanently raise (amongst other Things)


I don’t mess people about so I’m just clarifying things with this post, as I would not like to be on the receieving end of that lump of lumber. (I know my Hardwoods from my Coniferous as I work partly in Forestry)

There’s a company in West Cork called Duggan Steel, they can supply you with tempered blades for the Hacksaw. They might even give a discount if your related...

Ps

Hacksaws work best when tightened to the Max, I suspect you are...

A Women is like a Tree, bend with them just a little and you’ll ride out the roughest storm,
and to avoid splinters, always work with the grain...

QPH...

So what your saying is, there will be no Corkonian Shag fest 08, completewith BBQ on the QPH Ranch this summer....
I have just bought a new 1 man tent.... with room for a couple of ladies as well and the teenagers guide to festivals..
The dutch gold is on special in Lidl and the have Prime irish steak( horse meat) on special...
Thanks QPH... you kill joy. just think of all the poor punters you have just let down... thier hopes and dreams shattered with the pressing of a few keys..i hope your proud of yourself, this is possibly the most selfish act you could do this summer.

while sliding down the bannisters of life may all the splinters be against you.

[TheNads]

QP you have given life to this idea by admitting to having an estate. If you go down in the woods today .........................
This would make the whole thing a lot more doable, a large private property. Insist on all attendees removing clothes on arrival, hence no hidden cameras, phones etc. Patricia could police punters by requesting their passwords to this site on arrival. Malena & Carmen's tough guy could round up some mates & do security. Naomi could be Queen for a day & Westside could be King (it is Langerland after all).
So QP, any more obstacles to overcome ? We'll fix this together.
Maybe someone could start a poll to ask punters & escorts if this idea is a runner, as I don't know how.

.......... be sure of a big surprise.
TheNads

[Quarterpoundher]

Epsilon & The Nads,

Brilliant posts to both, got a chuckle and a half [pounder] outa those, v v good.

I have dual citizenship, of Cork & Waterford, but I’m more Deices then Cork, I can pass though customs to the Peoples Republic unhindered and without fear of being selected for a body cavity search at the border (but I live in hope, opps just let slip one of my fetishes there, but ric didn’t have that listed in poll)

I couldn’t lie to ye lads and pretend I’ve an Estate, my abode is humble, and getting humbler by the hour,
but I already have a policy of clothes being removed as a matter of norm, especially when the A.I. man comes around or anyone from REPS as I find it breaks the Ice, and greases the wheels.

If yer ok with the issue of hill walkers cumming across you by accident (sorry), then who am I to deny you your day (and night) but you’ll have to each bring your own fly swatters for the purposes of modesty and be ready to deploy them on command to spare their blushes

Forgot to add that a stream runs through it also, I got the digger to it a while back and made a small but I’m sure useable pool for our purposes, Its filled with cool fresh mountain spring water. But no skinny dipping for the lads, girls only, I have standards. The cold mountain water should add nicely to the Wet T shirt comp, and ensure somewhere to hang your flyswatters, and no peeing in the pool, as the steam flows onwards to supply the local group water scheme, and they can be touchy about things like that.

that’s a clever idea about Patricia verifying people by there passwords, but how do you know I’m not Paul Williams working for the Sunday World or the local rag [The Ballygobackwards Bugle] and have the whole wood wired for sound, and all my time here was just to infiltrate E-I, hmmmm never thought of that did you, yer to trusting lads, ye wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in a cold war espionage film...

I think Ricflair and The Hacksaw are the obvious choice for Security, but I’m not sure how reliable they would be, I fear they would very quickly find there way into various tent’s and raise there tents pole’s.

So that just leaves Flys**t to buzz the perimeter.. so also bring a can of red bull each to give him wings.

But Westie’s dog could prove useful also, as long as its doesn’t chew flies....

QPH says

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, cough, splutter, gasp... (Sorry shouldn’t have done that the old Infuenza of 1918 flaired up there again)