The worst thing i have ever watched in my entire tiny life

[mer]

This is without a doubt the most boring thing i have ever watched in my life 2 hours and 30 mins of pure boring crap!! and of course i had to watch it last night why the fuck did i even bother my hole jesus christ ahh the pain it put me tru

and the movie is "Inglorious Basterds" Quintin Tarrintino should have shot himself in the face after making that garbage and why the fuck did you agree to this movie brad pitt you fucking moron of a man!!

for people that have seen it and enjoyed it id like to know who the fuck you enjoyed it?

this is how the movie goes!

Chapter 1

a german nazi and a french farmer chat at a table for 30 mins half of it in french and the other half in english fuck me that was boring

Chapter 2

3 years of the basterds showing in around 15 mins and operation baseball bat head

Chapter 3

a chat in Paris at a table the same nazi that was talking at the start for 30 mins at a table he is at it again for another 30 or so minutes at a fucking table in another scene in a different language that bored the fucking ring off me i was like ahh jasus is something going to happen in this movie or what zzzzz

Chapter 4

a bunch of fucking dudes talking at a table yet again for over 20 minutes. WTF like! then after 20 muinutes of talking at a table they all shoot each other.. thank fuck for that i say lol

Chapter 5

there at it again chatting at a fucking table plotting Hitlers murder for around 30 mins in a fucking different language anyway ill save you the bother of watching it Hitler is then shoot with lots of bullets and the 2 baterds blow themselves up for no reason at all


The End.


i would rather watch shit melt in a microwave than to watch that garbage again.... i was waiting for something to happen in the whole movie and all i seen was a bunch of dudes chatting at a table for the entire movie in English, French and Italian langauges.......... WTF like

should have been called "The Table Chat"

[Hagane00]

I disagree, I loved this movie, have watched it multiple times and will watch it again in the future,
pity you dont see the merit in it.

[mer]

I disagree, I loved this movie, have watched it multiple times and will watch it again in the future,
pity you dont see the merit in it.

whats the merit of watching dudes chat at tables for a whole movie? lol

[ladiesman217]

I disagree, I loved this movie, have watched it multiple times and will watch it again in the future,
pity you dont see the merit in it.

Biggest load of crap I ever saw. In fact I'd literally rather spend the 2 and a half watching a pile of shite rather than watch this atrocity ever again. Movies are supposed to be entertaining. Be it whatever genre they are. Comedies make you laugh. Romcoms make you cry (well, girls anyway). Action gets the adrenaline going. Documentaries get the nerdgasms going. This however was about as entertaining as watching a gender confused meerkat dressed in a purple leotard watching human porn whilst being shat on by a rhinoceros.

[Clyde]

I liked it but I'm a bastard ....... seriously I did like the movie

[mer]

Biggest load of crap I ever saw. In fact I'd literally rather spend the 2 and a half watching a pile of shite rather than watch this atrocity ever again. Movies are supposed to be entertaining. Be it whatever genre they are. Comedies make you laugh. Romcoms make you cry (well, girls anyway). Action gets the adrenaline going. Documentaries get the nerdgasms going. This however was about as entertaining as watching a gender confused meerkat dressed in a purple leotard watching human porn whilst being shat on by a rhinoceros.

its bloody terrible like what is entertaining about that movie chatting at tables, i was looking forward to some sort of action but all i got where gobshites chatting at tables lol tarrintino should have gave up on movies and kept his good name after "Pulp Fiction" and "resivior dogs" cause all the rest of his movies are not worth pissing on

[mer]

I liked it but I'm a bastard ....... seriously I did like the movie

seriously man how did you find that entertaining? like the start of any film is supposed to be entertaining to draw there audience into the movie but the start of this movie was 30 mins of garbage boring talk at a table i wonder when it hit the cinemas how many people walked out


boring boring boring

[Clyde]

its bloody terrible like what is entertaining about that movie chatting at tables, i was looking forward to some sort of action but all i got where gobshites chatting at tables lol tarrintino should have gave up on movies and kept his good name after "Pulp Fiction" and "resivior dogs" cause all the rest of his movies are not worth pissing on

That seen at the table was brill if you watch it again he held up his hand counting with his fingers the way Germans do it to rat the lads out classic i taught

[reflex]

tarrintino should have gave up on movies and kept his good name after "Pulp Fiction" and "resivior dogs" cause all the rest of his movies are not worth pissing on

Kill Bill ?

[mer]

That seen at the table was brill if you watch it again he held up his hand counting with his fingers the way Germans do it to rat the lads out classic i taught

classic you mean boring right? lol