Twas the night before Christmas....

[very shy guy]

a) Could have a point there.

b) Can't afford any more nights in with ladies I'm afraid!



Dispatched via paint ball dispensing seagull helicopters that crap balls of fire.

A right bugbear,some economy we have,still there is always next year LDM,green shoots and all that,pity the feckers in the dail is spraying weedkiller on them.

[dr love]

Being serious for a second,LDM does sound as if a night out with the guys would do him good,not being serious,a night in with one of the ladies would do him even better.

yep point one would be great for him , but are you in .: doc

a) Could have a point there.

b) Can't afford any more nights in with ladies I'm afraid!



Dispatched via paint ball dispensing seagull helicopters that crap balls of fire.

huh .: doc

[very shy guy]

yep point one would be great for him , but are you in .: doc

huh .: doc

Feck Doc,a lads night out with a teetotaler and the worlds biggest bore is not what he needs,besides I could wreck the place if I got drunk,or make a total show of myself,wait I do that sober,terrifing thought how bad it could be drunk.

[dr love]

Feck Doc,a lads night out with a teetotaler and the worlds biggest bore is not what he needs,besides I could wreck the place if I got drunk,or make a total show of myself,wait I do that sober,terrifing thought how bad it could be drunk.

So that's a no I take it .: doc

[very shy guy]

So that's a no I take it .: doc

Sadly so Doc,thanks for the offer,I blew me budget a few days ago,still happy memories.

[dr love]

Sadly so Doc,thanks for the offer,I blew me budget a few days ago,still happy memories.

Ahhh yes I did notice the review vsg .: doc

[very shy guy]

Ahhh yes I did notice the review vsg .: doc

That will have to keep me going untill next year,late next year sadly.

[ladytron]

The original:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

My version:
Twas the night before Christmas, blah blah blah let's f*ck!

[massivecock]

The original:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.



My version:
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the whorehouse
Not a dick was stirring, not even the Mouse
The stockings were thrown around the room with no care
In the hopes that the cunt would soon be out of there.

Twist the next verse.
Xxv