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  1. 13-12-12, 17:59 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel View Post
    Ah ... The joy of A ...
    Anal eh, whatever you're into love, don't think you should leave the toilet brush in there, no wonder you were walking funny, but each to their own, enjoy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFussy View Post
    No way I'm paying, you even walk a bit funny, like you have a nasty itch in your arse
    You're right, thanks to her I have an awful itchy bollix !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by n73 View Post
    I have an awful itchy bollix !!!!
    From what i heard think is ur nickname .....
    Don't miss my visit in your town/city...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel View Post
    After being invitated into the apartment , the lady walks in front of you, moving her ass in a sexy way.... You think ¨woww lovely dress, can not wait for her to take it off¨ ... She opens the bedroom door, you follow her , the beautiful girl turns around and with a smile , whisper to your ear ¨let s do it babe¨ ..

    Now, your reaction is ....
    "Sorry love, I'm just here to service the boiler but there is a dodgey looking lad out there with a phone to his ear, pushing keypad numbers to beat the band? Should I let him in?"
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    Sorry love I know nothing about flay pack furiniture....................are you sure there are no instructions ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    Sorry love I know nothing about flay pack furiniture....................are you sure there are no instructions ?
    The only instructions I read are the ones from the condoms box
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinot View Post
    "Sorry love, I'm just here to service the boiler but there is a dodgey looking lad out there with a phone to his ear, pushing keypad numbers to beat the band? Should I let him in?"
    Only if you are into 3somes with another man ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel View Post
    Now, your reaction is ....
    I'm feeling a bit bah Humbug this morning so my first reaction is the words "Dangerous Escort" especially in a thread title should not be taken lightly and not used for entertainment!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    I'm feeling a bit bah Humbug this morning so my first reaction is the words "Dangerous Escort" especially in a thread title should not be taken lightly and not used for entertainment!!!
    Booooo...

    Go back to bed and get out the other side....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Rachel View Post
    After being invitated into the apartment , the lady walks in front of you, moving her ass in a sexy way.... You think ¨woww lovely dress, can not wait for her to take it off¨ ... She opens the bedroom door, you follow her , the beautiful girl turns around and with a smile , whisper to your ear ¨let s do it babe¨ ..

    Now, your reaction is ....
    im not doing wall papering im only here to put down the carpet
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