I am the immortal one - the chosen one.

[Westsidex]

I should be dead but Im not. Now I know a hell of a lot of people cant live without me but let me explain. I was clearing the house today as a favor to a guy I know. (he paid me but its still a favor though right). Anyway I was on this step ladder cutting the top of a tall hedge with an electric cutters and for some reason that I didnt know or even (and yes I had the wire around my neck) I cut through half the cable ,two wires and I got nothing , no shock, no electricity ,nothing I tell you. I am the fuckin chosen one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First two things Im doing is teaching teh dog to hoover and clearing out your bank accounts. the chosen one has spoken.

on your knees ,all of you,
Westside.