I'm deeply offended!

[ladiesman217]

I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!

A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????

FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!

Car/Sex Survey

[Usernamed]

You're not a proper bloke till you've opened the bonnet, wafted away the steam and proclaimed "Yeah, it's definitely the flux capacitor" while your lady friend looks on.

[mer]

I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!

A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????

FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!

Car/Sex Survey

cars are far too complicated yokes i have no time for them last time i tried to move a car it kept jumping and not moving and then some fella screaming in your ear let your foot up easy off the clutch and you scream back its fooking impossible to lift it up any slower ya clown so yes i never even got to move a car in my life apart from them fecking jumps tug tug tug...... so i have hung up the gloves and never going to drive in my life there far too complicated the oul busses and push bike will do me

ps. what the feck does the birds and the bees mean

[dob]

Everyone knows that 45% of these surveys are a load of bollocks and the other 65% are totally made up

[WatWatWat]

I like my women like I like my cars
Easy to start full of diesel, and plenty of room in the boot.

[Derry lad]

You're not a proper bloke till you've opened the bonnet, wafted away the steam and proclaimed "Yeah, it's definitely the flux capacitor" while your lady friend looks on.

Give it a crack with a glass hammer usually sorts it!

[Morpheus]

I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!

A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????

FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!

Car/Sex Survey

Unlike you LDM, I am man enough to admit that I know less about sex than cars! Which is quite a feat as I know sweet f*ck all about cars!!!

But I am being proactive and am taking private one on one tuition classes to improve myself!

And that will be the story I am sticking to, should they ever criminalize clients. "You honour, I wasn't paying for sex! I was paying for private sex tuition lessons, to better myself!"

[very shy guy]

I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!

A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????

FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!

Car/Sex Survey

For a moment I thought you had wrote that you could not open the bra of the woman you was banging,god only knows what you make of the dipstick.

[very shy guy]

You're not a proper bloke till you've opened the bonnet, wafted away the steam and proclaimed "Yeah, it's definitely the flux capacitor" while your lady friend looks on.

And used her tights as an emergency fan belt.

[very shy guy]

Unlike you LDM, I am man enough to admit that I know less about sex than cars! Which is quite a feat as I know sweet f*ck all about cars!!!

But I am being proactive and am taking private one on one tuition classes to improve myself!

And that will be the story I am sticking to, should they ever criminalize clients. "You honour, I wasn't paying for sex! I was paying for private sex tuition lessons, to better myself!"

Good one Morpheus,we all could use it,lol.