Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
I do not know more about fecking cars than I do about sex! Fuck that sideways, backwards and any other faaacking direction that exists!
A new survey apparently shows that 90% of men know more about automobiles than sex. Over 1,500 men were surveyed, with 1 in 12 apparently thinking their sex organs were in their ears! Where the faaacking faaack do they find these guys?? And more importantly, where the faaaaack did they learn about the 'birds and the bees'?????
FFS I can't even open the bonnet of my old banger of a car!
Car/Sex Survey
Unlike you LDM, I am man enough to admit that I know less about sex than cars! Which is quite a feat as I know sweet f*ck all about cars!!!
But I am being proactive and am taking private one on one tuition classes to improve myself!
And that will be the story I am sticking to, should they ever criminalize clients. "You honour, I wasn't paying for sex! I was paying for private sex tuition lessons, to better myself!"
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"