taking a dump in an escorts toilet...

[machinecock]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

[saoirsemac]

while not ideal

it cud not be helped and u got it the toilet

some have shit on towels and walls baths etc.....


just hope u hoped into the shower after

[longtipp]

While many escorts may wonder why you waited all day to shit in her toilet, the dose of nerves in the couple of minutes before entering an unknown apartment could give any fella the shits.

[very shy guy]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

Could have been worse,what if you had been half way through the appointment ?,some mess then.

[Big-Paul]

Could have been worse,what if you had been half way through the appointment ?,some mess then.

aghhhhh the picture thay came to mind wasnt a plesant one

[Usernamed]

Hey, Machinecock. Are you JoePoker?

[TomEA]

Was JoePoker the account that constantly made threads about taking shits and his escorting related dumps.

[Martin Ward]

Was JoePoker the account that constantly made threads about taking shits and his escorting related dumps.

Yes....hmmmmm

[Usernamed]

Yes....hmmmmm

Hit the ban button ask questions later. That's how I'd roll.

[samlad]

Make an appointment with Jessica, and combine these two majestic acts of nature