taking a dump in an escorts toilet...

[machinecock]

What can anyone say about this? If ya gotta go, ya gotta go! But certainly, it would be both ideal and preferable to sort yourself out BEFORE showing up to an appointment, but that's of course still better than a mid-punt 'accident' taking place! Better to give yourself the same rules about punting as there are for swimming: NO PUNTING FOR AT LEAST ONE HOUR after eating!

Lol! Ill remember that for the future! ;-)

[stickytoffee10]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

Well if you gotta go then you gotta go!

Of course it's ok to take a dump at an escorts but like few have already said, just as long as you go and hit the target lol
Different story if you're like these sicko's who think their at an art class and start painting with their poo. Nasty stuff!!

[mer]

ladies should put the "SSS" option in there favourites list....... Shit,Shower,Shag

Charming the hole off ya LOL

[mellors]

Mushy peas are a no-no, totally unpredictable

[The D Man]

Would never except in an extreme emergency.

[Zoidberg]

So the other day I went for a carvey dinner at a local hotel, I had roast beef etc with loadsa gravy, it was ok but the gravy seemed a bit stale!
Anyway, I was feelin a bit horny and decided to get on the phone to see were any lovely ladies available, got tru to the 2nd one I tried, made the appointment and turned up a half hour later and as I was entering her apartment, my stomach started to rumble!
Offered a shower which I availed of, and when I got out my stomach really started to make funny noises so I decided to leave the shower running and take a much needed dump!
Only problem was, it wasn't a normal shit, it was a massive flood of manure that completely stank the place out!
She wasn't very impressed and almost threw up with the smell LOL

Is it ok to take a dump at an escorts or was I wrong?

never dumped in an escorts bathroom, just couldn't face her if I stank the place out

[very shy guy]

Who or what is Joepoker??

Joe tended to talk a lot about shite.

[69patrick69]

Joe tended to talk a lot about shite.

wasnt he the guy with the stool.lol

[ladiesman217]

Why would anyone even think about..... ok if ya need to go ya need to go but ffs surely you can pop into a local pub or something and do it there!

[Usernamed]

What are you nasty fuckers eating that's stinking out bathrooms?