Make up a storey using E-I members User names.

[Incognito]

i heard Clyde had a pigsmickey

Cocktail sausage anyone ?

[mellors]

Enough said Goddess Shirley, Disco Biscuits cock smells of cheese ! like cheddar thats mature, Abby comes closer to smell it , uumm smells sweet,Rachel turns her nose up at it ....

[IamSimontemplar]

& Naughty Natalie say's ''I Loveithard''


TOP TOUT

Aaaah the .:doc put a stop to it 'cause poor James Cork
was insulted after being The Saint to be called An Absolute Noob.
They went on the run City Gent ,Tiff, Nat and Kate only to be Takemehomedrunk by a taximan
called BigJ. And all the way home the radio did blare, a MayaSweet song called welcome home the Quaar.
Far far away the great Kamila shouted bye bye fucker as Clyde left home with secret agent 007.

[Naughtynatalie]

Aaaah the .:doc put a stop to it 'cause poor James Cork
was insulted after being The Saint to be called An Absolute Noob.
They went on the run City Gent ,Tiff, Nat and Kate only to be Takemehomedrunk by a taximan
called BigJ. And all the way home the radio did blare, a MayaSweet song called welcome home the Quaar.
Far far away the great Kamila shouted bye bye fucker as Clyde left home with secret agent 007.

Clyde & 007 checked into the Clarion, where 007 told Clyde, I'm not 007....... IamSimontemplar, Clyde felt cheated and decided 'Bonnie & Clyde' is were he is happiest. However Kamilla has since realised Clyde was her Achilles heel, she fled their apartment, hitched a lift with Olddantrucker who was on his way to Peru. She was sad to leave but knew it was for Debest.

[xagerate]

After watching all the above from my bar stool ,I thought the night was over ,but then........
"Leather……...Heaven" ,I thought as this "sexylady" walked over and asked if I wanted a "jackdaniels".Sure I said,I mean why not save 6 euro "50cent" !.She looked "sweet…..rachel" I heard was her name.She looked amazing but was she a "devil…angel" ? ,noooooooooooo a "Goddess Shirley" judging by the way all the guys looked as she entered.

But I prefer a "curvyirishgirl" ,not necessarily an "Amazonia" or a "BB Bombshell" and just then "Isaura" Toyota "Carina" pull up outside and out this "Princess" jumped wearing a "Stella" McCartney dress and looking like she,d just come from a movie premiere of "The Dark Knight" or a theatre production of "Aida" in the "Abby".Smelling of "Jasmin" ,maybe "Chanel" it turned out she was called "Jess"

"Jessica…………….…loveit" ,I thought as i caught a glimpse of her trying to slip in "Incognito" in that little black number.Im a "Veryshyguy",not really an "Experienced guy" ,but I thought im "Horney", "Itstimenow" so enough of the "Flimflam" and if I pulled her id be "The Legend".So I thought to myself it was time to grow "newballsplease" and approach her.
I put down my "Chopsticks" ,told "Jing Jing" id be back in a minute and walked out of that restaurant "In Ai Park".I said here goes……………ive nothing to lose as its "10inchesandcounting" at the moment and if I fail its another night with my "Ted E Bear" !.But just as I got there some "Bigfellow" was ahead of "TheGame" and said "Iamsimontemplar"……….f@@@ off you "asscleaner" ,I am gonna "Banger" tonight.

I "Xagerate" not!

[Rachel Divine]

5 stars Thread!! I love it ...

[JAMESCORK]

Meanwhile back in the bar, I needed a fix… I remembered a Usernamed Richard who knew the realdeal… I wanted the best 69 Euros worth of shit, money could buy. I called him.. “Yeah, Ric, Hardgear is so rare these days..I lovethegirls to be relaxed, so I need a BigJ mymann…Iamnewtothis and want to stay Anon, can you deliver by Nyna clock?’ … Ric answered, “there is a Kerry lad in town that has Debest Wakka Tabackie in town, …his name is buck. He Muster be at home cos he is Notatwork right now. This guy is Mr Gear…relax and wait a while”..

I decided I Mayas well wait….even though I badly needed a Jay, goodtimes will come soon I thought. I fancied a Natural bbw with her legswideopen, none were available so instead being a hornymotherfucker I called Nikole. So I pretended I was an ex poster… she was in Mitchlestown, so I took the N73 all the way… Me being a very shy guy, I decided to arrive incognito. I drove in the dark… at least she had good English, Layla was playing on the radio…I wanted to Ryder doggie style this time… I was running late and needed to Ketchup… I had bought a bottle of Pinot Noir, her favourite wine… through the Forrest and Ber right, nearly there… I really needed to Banger…. In the light of the Luna Neuva I could see the Heather… not far to go now… The Newmoon lit up the countryside….

Then Ric called.. “where are ya dude?”…

“Im on thehighwayman” I answered…

“Fitzy has done a Royaler and has got some LaBelle. Thatcher would even smoke this stuff…This is Happy Gilmore shit.. get back to me now… " Ric said...

I decided to abandon the car and go cross country JohnRambo style. Even though it was a dark-knight I made it at a steady pace… for a cork punter I ripped through that bogman, like a madjack in a fiatpunter… At last I met Ric…

“Where’s The D man?” I asked impatiently...

Ahhhh… After a smoke I felt like BruceAlmighty… I felt like the Legend… but then I realised.. ThisUserNnameIsTaken

Bummer…

Yeah.. Im drunk…. Feck ye............. Nighty night...

[ciara]

That's is brilliant thanks for the entertainment I laughed so hard reading this
Great thread xxxxxx

Meanwhile back in the bar, I needed a fix… I remembered a Usernamed Richard who knew the realdeal… I wanted the best 69 Euros worth of shit, money could buy. I called him.. “Yeah, Ric, Hardgear is so rare these days..I lovethegirls to be relaxed, so I need a BigJ mymann…Iamnewtothis and want to stay Anon, can you deliver by Nyna clock?’ … Ric answered, “there is a Kerry lad in town that has Debest Wakka Tabackie in town, …his name is buck. He Muster be at home cos he is Notatwork right now. This guy is Mr Gear…relax and wait a while”..

I decided I Mayas well wait….even though I badly needed a Jay, goodtimes will come soon I thought. I fancied a Natural bbw with her legswideopen, none were available so instead being a hornymotherfucker I called Nikole. So I pretended I was an ex poster… she was in Mitchlestown, so I took the N73 all the way… Me being a very shy guy, I decided to arrive incognito. I drove in the dark… at least she had good English, Layla was playing on the radio…I wanted to Ryder doggie style this time… I was running late and needed to Ketchup… I had bought a bottle of Pinot Noir, her favourite wine… through the Forrest and Ber right, nearly there… I really needed to Banger…. In the light of the Luna Neuva I could see the Heather… not far to go now… The Newmoon lit up the countryside….

Then Ric called.. “where are ya dude?”…

“Im on thehighwayman” I answered…

“Fitzy has done a Royaler and has got some LaBelle. Thatcher would even smoke this stuff…This is Happy Gilmore shit.. get back to me now… " Ric said...

I decided to abandon the car and go cross country JohnRambo style. Even though it was a dark-knight I made it at a steady pace… for a cork punter I ripped through that bogman, like a madjack in a fiatpunter… At last I met Ric…

“Where’s The D man?” I asked impatiently...

Ahhhh… After a smoke I felt like BruceAlmighty… I felt like the Legend… but then I realised.. ThisUserNnameIsTaken

Bummer…

Yeah.. Im drunk…. Feck ye............. Nighty night...

[redforever]

This has to be the funniest thread posted here in a long time
well done to new moon for the idea and all those who contributed especially Saoirse mac and her big hurl lol
Keep them cumming guys and gals

[Karla baby]

Was very interesting to read... hahah... very funny