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[Naughtynatalie]

...... … clueless to what he had done to deserve it. Amin all I did was to lickyourclit.. so why the hurley… I needed to get out of here, so I went Westside, to Galway to be exact. I fear Galway may be no better, but I fired up my Audi anyway and headed west… I could be a Galway_stud, why not, Im a bigfellow now, and I like to treat me weefella once in a while. I decided to visit Oksana. Driving through Clonmellors, I popped in my fav CD, La Toya Jackson… I was getting in the mood here and I really wanda make an impression.

I arrive at her place, and I am ushered into her Chambers. “You look like a real genltlemandave” she cooed… “Hey, the name’s not Dave… Iamsimontemplar” I replied. I didn’t want her to know my true identity, or that I really was an escortaddict. There was a wolrac next to the door, I hung my coat there. She was dressed in a kami lace top. Nice… She lay back on the bed, legswideopen… Me being a pussyman, I fiddled with her stephanie with my pinky.

Then I removed my clothing. “OMG”.. she exclaimed, “you’re a braveboy to show me that dirty little thing… that is scank man!”. “That’s my little secret Cyril” I replied.”I could have funtimeswithU with that” … “get out ya Dirty Harry ya” she shouted…

It wasn’t the dirty bit that got me, it was the little… Im no ninebythree, but Im certainly no lildick either. I left dejected, but still happy I at least got to see her Ste-fanny in all its glory. Back to the drawing board for me, I’ll click n pick another…

Ah well… another bumMer…..

Love it, getting good Mr Cock...er I mean Cork

[ryder]

Well done James. . I cried with laughter at your excellent responses.

[Big J]

Here's a short one.While on an official visit to London James lord mayor of Cork looked up at the clock Is that Big J he asked,no said a passer bye that's Big Ben,James answered Cool j.Going to downing st he looked at the number on the door,it was 007.He knocked on the door and a city gent answered,He asked is Ben in.The man answered i don't know I am new to this.Then he saw the cat and kicked him up the hole,get out you fucker,and they went on to Scotland together as a traveller.He asked the Scotsman if he knew where a mature abbey was he would like to visit.He said there's one on the gay side of the river Clyde.Benin complained about his sore hole,so he said Rubina ointment on it.They went to the x club and Mer the bouncer was a shy guy said to them Sophie is inside giving a lap dance to a teddy bear,you absolute knob i'm going to New york.On arriving there he had tees at tiffany's,he asked the waiter ,whats your name my good man.He said I am Simon templar and i know the legend of Maya.He answered Sweet.Now i must go back to London i forgot to get some English Holly for Christmas.

[JAMESCORK]

Here's a short one.While on an official visit to London James lord mayor of Cork looked up at the clock Is that Big J he asked,no said a passer bye that's Big Ben,James answered Cool j.Going to downing st he looked at the number on the door,it was 007.He knocked on the door and a city gent answered,He asked is Ben in.The man answered i don't know I am new to this.Then he saw the cat and kicked him up the hole,get out you fucker,and they went on to Scotland together as a traveller.He asked the Scotsman if he knew where a mature abbey was he would like to visit.He said there's one on the gay side of the river Clyde.Benin complained about his sore hole,so he said Rubina ointment on it.They went to the x club and Mer the bouncer was a shy guy said to them Sophie is inside giving a lap dance to a teddy bear,you absolute knob i'm going to New york.On arriving there he had tees at tiffany's,he asked the waiter ,whats your name my good man.He said I am Simon templar and i know the legend of Maya.He answered Sweet.Now i must go back to London i forgot to get some English Holly for Christmas.

I like it J... one flaw, Ben aint that big....lol.

[Big J]

I like it J... one flaw, Ben aint that big....lol.

Ah we all like to pretend we re Big.haha.

[Ric Hardgear]

A maddog this one doc? fergal ?, no usernamed. ok anon. quiet as a mousey now but a bit fitzy thought he was a rover howling wolfie like before the morpheus, a peeping tom escort addict who lovedthegirls , bogman ? nah royler i think , nurse violette my wingman doodlebuged the exposters unclebob with aml,..legwideopen ???, nah dreamon pinkeye , ohh,,legend.. hes a redboy Buachaillbeag now lol..braveboy
ahh monster monster funtimeswithupmsl

[Nyna]

Scottish Nina the yellow bastard found a small cock carefree0001 as she was she meet John silver who was in hisredcar2 Dub lad ask her where was Nyna?? I said she was dancing to the irish rover 1974 drinkingJack Daniels Bobby Joe the hornymotherfucker wanted a BJ99 only if u can ride like Johnsilver he said it`s like the velvedroad . I said u are not a very shy guy he sais ya baby i am Dr.LOVE!! and i am as qiuet as a Mousey ..and as strong as John Rambo
when i am finished with u Nyna i will have you hugging your Ted E Bear ..

Here`s comes NaughtyNatalie and ask where is kingJosk?? I hear somebody tell her he is looking for owo please ..down by the Lake ... on a longtipp on the N73 and lovin it .. Sophie X and the Joker are looking for Ketchup to throw over the HairyMan in theFORREST ... Secretciryl thinkls he is a Bigfellow but Cindy4ever the natural bbw tells him he is only a boobsucker .. and tells him itstimenow justwantacudlle .

BobbyJoe Loves it and want to watch ..Mr Softy Anon can`t belive his ears ... continue...

[funlover12]

yara out4alaugh arent ya? well then get your velvetrod and into mrgear! Isohawni cried sophie-x give it to me instead! only if you do owoplease.. oh said sophie as she fucked the hell out of him to the point of his cock exploding.
newballsplease said sophie, ring an ambulance for chunkyjoe!! hey, my name is buck!! get it right ffs, sorry dear said sophie I thought you were some topgun there for sure, hey listen we're in a forrest, an ambulance wont be able to
cumbag this way

oh sumguy1 a boat last year I think? , yeah it was clyde! ring him quick and get him to bring it down here. there is a lake here I dont know hes pretty fussy about where he uses it. look itstimenow do it ffs, or he'll die!

clyde! quick bring your boat we need help and we are in a forrest so the ambulance cant reach us.
ok but I havent benin it for ages its pretty rusty but Ill try. pick up drlove to help too, lets see if he's a real doc

[funlover12]

I need a drlove aswell too, said saoirsemac. I broke my foot. amy alison you girls come here and help me get into the boat. just then the doc arrived. ok folks Imnewtothis doctoring so dont expect miracles ok..ill do my best. do it well and ill give you BJ99 days of the year. fuck me exclaimed doc .: thats awfully nice of you. thanks, and I know your a pussyeater so ill have my fun too.

[ryder]

'goodlad ' yourself funlover . I can see you're a bit of a 'Joker'