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    Teacher says to the the John in class "What does your mother do? " he says "she's a Substatute " thats not a job? Yes she works from home and has lots of men calling....... You mean she's a prostitute? .... No teacher she is not, that's my aunt, Mum is her Substatute while she's on holidays.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Teacher says to the the John in class "What does your mother do? " he says "she's a Substatute " thats not a job? Yes she works from home and has lots of men calling....... You mean she's a prostitute? .... No teacher she is not, that's my aunt, Mum is her Substatute while she's on holidays.................

    You can spell 'Prostitute' and cant spell 'Substitute' I hope Santa is bringing you a fucking dictionary


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    or perhaps she was one of these..........

    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/substatute

    Sick bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    You can spell 'Prostitute' and cant spell 'Substitute' I hope Santa is bringing you a fucking dictionary


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    Folk uff.........lol
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    Sophie get her boobs out yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Sophie get her boobs out yet?

    Shhhhh keep it to yourself wat or JC will be in here


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    Sophie??? Boobies???

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Sophie??? Boobies???
    ..... too late
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    ..... too late

    How does he monitor every bloody post that mentions boobies LDM?


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    Quote Originally Posted by City Gent View Post
    How does he monitor every bloody post that mentions boobies LDM?


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    Well, and this is just a hypothesis mind you. Perhaps, because of his own large moobs, that there is some sort of psychic link between him and any mention of boobies..... Like electron attracted to a proton.
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