What's the funniest our worst experience you have had on a punt.
For me I overstayed my welcome at a punt came out and I was clamped jeez did I pay for my sins that night.
What's the funniest our worst experience you have had on a punt.
For me I overstayed my welcome at a punt came out and I was clamped jeez did I pay for my sins that night.
I will play with the toys that god has given me .
dr love (26-11-12), very shy guy (26-11-12)
Manager came to the door in the hotel room when I was in bed with the lady and told her to leave as he knew what she was doing so we dressed left and went to another hotel to carry on the booking. Probably file under worst experience.
Doors? DOORS??? DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEM BITCH ASS DOORS!!!!! There's me walking alone to my date being all happy and excited and whatever. Get to the fecking door and the blasted thing never opens for me! I PULL IT, DRAG IT, HELL I EVEN TRIED HUMPING THE FECKING THING BUT IT STILL WOULD NOT OPEN!!!!!
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
dr love (26-11-12)
Rang an escort once to say I was outside front door of apartment complex. She said she would be down in five. Ten minutes later door opens and what I can only describe as a 5 foot chinese woman in her sixties looked straight at me standing there. Well my heart sank and I thought 'never again'. Luckily after eyeing me up and down for a few seconds she continued on her way out of the apartments and on up the road. Five minutes later the real escort came down. PHEW!!
All my life people have called me an amateurish knob
One day I hope to become a professional cock!