piss instead of cum!!!

[bigpaws]

dubM37
".............. but when you get the bidirectional spray (ie you're a bit stuck together and there's two streams) there's a bit of a panic and a bit of mopping to do."

When that happens I usually just concentrate on getting the thick stream in and forget about the thinner one .............. fuck the curtains!!!

Paws

[katxxx]

May I suggest, you guys sitting down to piss on the loo rather then standing!!! You might avoid the mopping then.

that's what I tough the little bastard, I think did it on purpose....
xxx

[dubM37]

Hey when you raise a couple of daughters you figure that one out very quickly, more comfortable, don't have to lift seat, put it back down, much easier, then again, you tell your mates that and they call you a girlie ;-)

[katxxx]

Good on you, I think it's not girlie, it's considerate....
You telling me though....
I have one brother, he is 197 cm tall and he can't be arsed to sit down.... It's a long way down from that high up....

My mother gave up on training him when he was about 14....

[thehighwayman]

That's one thing you'll have to do when you meet clients in future, tell them to have a piss.

[katxxx]

I think I'll refrain myself from asking clients to take a leak before.....

I'm also hoping, that none of you sexy guys got any genious ideas in your heads after this storry though...
xxx

[anon361]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!!