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Thread: Nicknames the ladies use for clients

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    Default Nicknames the ladies use for clients

    Shitty arse Joe
    Disgusting sloppy kisser
    Big John
    Sweet Paul
    Father Pete
    Skidmark Mark
    Pixie Biscuit
    Simon stinky pits
    Nosey arsehole James
    Corkman yet certainly no langer


    ...just a few examples from my phone book.

    Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. No shit stirring intended. All characters mentioned above are fictional. Any resemblance to real people is strictly coincidental.

    So ladies, please share yours.

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    I'd be arrested if you saw my names....600 in total.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna23 View Post
    Shitty arse Joe
    Disgusting sloppy kisser
    Big John
    Sweet Paul
    Father Pete
    Skidmark Mark
    Pixie Biscuit
    Simon stinky pits
    Nosey arsehole James
    Corkman yet certainly no langer


    ...just a few examples from my phone book.

    Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. No shit stirring intended. All characters mentioned above are fictional. Any resemblance to real people is strictly coincidental.

    So ladies, please share yours.
    Nosey Arsehole James - classic!! :lol

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    Lol ......... Skidmark Mark lmao .... Sounds interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    I'd be arrested if you saw my names....600 in total.
    Gives us a selection Missy

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    I would go for a beer with Pixie Biscuit !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfie View Post
    Gives us a selection Missy
    soon bitch , discretion xx

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    My latest nicknames would be ...

    Winnie the pooh ...
    Kiss my hole...
    Jack the Rat..
    Stains on pants...

    Don't miss my visit in your town/city...

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    Father Pete!

    Please tell me the fella isn't a man of God! haha. Does he consecrate the deed beforehand? hehehe.

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    Oh and you know what would be fun? If we write a nickname and associate a message board username with it

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