Shitty arse Joe
Disgusting sloppy kisser
Big John
Sweet Paul
Father Pete
Skidmark Mark
Pixie Biscuit
Simon stinky pits
Nosey arsehole James
Corkman yet certainly no langer
...just a few examples from my phone book.
Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. No shit stirring intended. All characters mentioned above are fictional. Any resemblance to real people is strictly coincidental.
So ladies, please share yours.