Sham Wedding

[Alec Horan]

at a wedding today- he is a cunt and she is demented

he fucks around any chance he gets and she has a couple of kids with two previous numpty fathers.

she dont work and he tries to avoid it any chance he gets

he inherited his dads business and is driving it into the ground because he is a brainless twat

the two kids are obnoxious twerps one has adhd and the other is just thick

the parents on one side were pissed out of their heads from about 1 this afternoon - her parents showed up late, her mother cried like a banshee all day and was popping valium or summit suchlike - her dad- who isnt even her real dad was trying it on with the bridesmaids

there was a fight when norwich beat united

half the friends were out and out weirdos another half had nothing better to do and the other half were either looking for a fight or avoiding buying their own round

the priest was on the verge of a breakdown and thinking of leaving the clergy

I had a fucking great day !!!!

[69patrick69]

So you finally tied the knot, congrats Alec.

[very shy guy]

So you finally tied the knot, congrats Alec.

He is a brave man taking on two kids,wonder who is the lucky woman.

[UB40]

I take it that all the guests are so drunk that none will view this thread?

[AbsoluteNoob]

Scary.

I was at a wedding today. Was quite odd ...

I was in the same vicinity as Alec Horan. Unless he is bullshtting, he couldn't be, cause where I was was fucked up .. oh dear lord.

[Violette]

Scary.

I was at a wedding today. Was quite odd ...

I was in the same vicinity as Alec Horan. Unless he is bullshtting, he couldn't be, cause where I was was fucked up .. oh dear lord.

Detail, detail!

[Big J]

Looks a recipe for disaster.