Revenge - A Dish Best Served Warm!!!

[newballsplease]

Would'nt want to get on the wrong side of you ladies,I think I would even decline a glass of water!!!!!!!

[very shy guy]

i should of your right or pinched his keys lol

Sorry Abby for getting you mixed up with Kate,snapping the key off in the car would be a real nice way of getting revenge,either that setting the car on fire with the dozy sod inside of it.

[Big J]

One time at dinner with friends,my dog came up to the table and licked my friends plate while he was nt looking.i got a fit of laughing and couldnt tell him.He continued to eat the dinner and finnished the lot.

[SophieX]

Would'nt want to get on the wrong side of you ladies,I think I would even decline a glass of water!!!!!!!

We recycle those or just top up the un-drank ones.

[CronanMac]

My dad was a bit of a bollix , so my mum would often tip her fag ash into his dinner. while he wasnt looking. Sad

[very shy guy]

One time at dinner with friends,my dog came up to the table and licked my friends plate while he was nt looking.i got a fit of laughing and couldnt tell him.He continued to eat the dinner and finnished the lot.

The dog could not have been too hungry Big J,I know one or two that would wolf whatever was on the plate down in seconds.

[Lilian]

Sorry Abby for getting you mixed up with Kate,snapping the key off in the car would be a real nice way of getting revenge,either that setting the car on fire with the dozy sod inside of it.

Nahh just get 10 bottles og nailpolish in a color thats REALLY bright and oposed to his carcolor and slowly and artfullly pour them over the car , take your time if you can and savour the moment ! UHYEAHYESBABYTHATSSOOOOOOOGOOOOODMHMMMYES
then watch him discover the freshly redecorated car and have another headorgasm ,,,

Please be aware that its a crime to do that ! so cover up have a look for CCTV and wear gloves , dispose the tools far away from your usual routes and make shure you dont have witness

[very shy guy]

Nahh just get 10 bottles og nailpolish in a color thats REALLY bright and oposed to his carcolor and slowly and artfullly pour them over the car , take your time if you can and savour the moment ! UHYEAHYESBABYTHATSSOOOOOOOGOOOOODMHMMMYES
then watch him discover the freshly redecorated car and have another headorgasm ,,,

Please be aware that its a crime to do that ! so cover up have a look for CCTV and wear gloves , dispose the tools far away from your usual routes and make shure you dont have witness

Acid will also destroy the paint work,Iactually know 2 people that has it happen to their cars.

[Lilian]

Acid will also destroy the paint work,Iactually know 2 people that has it happen to their cars.

yes but nailpolish is easier to come by and looks so much prettier

[very shy guy]

yes but nailpolish is easier to come by and looks so much prettier

Not on a car though,lol.