High, well here are my questions, even the one answered from anyone would be appreciated. I’ve always wanted to ask from people who know. but if you haven’t time or just not bothered that’s fine, but I promise a comprehensive final Post based on replies if anyone’s interested...and there is some humour further down as a thank you...


1
The statement, No unidentified numbers from a mobile and no calls from a landline will be answered are common, the reason for the first is obvious, but I give up as why you would not answer a landline, why is that?

2
How valuable a resource is the private forum for Escorts, has it been responsible for anyone avoiding a crackpot or other dangers by being able to alert one another privately?

3
How big a part does gut instinct play in deciding if someone’s a risk or not when on the phone with them?

4
Is there such a thing as an agency that genuinely looks after Escorts in their employ, Either in Ireland or UK?

5
Do you get hassled by the Guards or are they responsive to issues of theft or threatening behavior?

6
Do you take any sort of self-defense training (Wrestling not withstanding lol) ?

7
What hopes does anyone hold out of normalization in the law ever taking place, Ireland or UK ?

8
Is it possible to hire a security type person to be available at a discrete distance, but contactable or alertable in some way ? (Not a goon, now but a professional) Do Security service providers do this on an unofficial basis, and if not, why not? They could just class it as Personnel protection for legal reasons. (I personally would be a nervous wreck everytime I opened the door, so I bow to your bravery) (Admittedly my PSE needs working on but GFE is passable lol)

9
Do Escorts have some kind of personal alarm to activate if in danger ?

10
How much easier and safer are things if you’re with a fellow Escort ?

11
Is it just not possible for a small or large group of Escorts to form a kind of informal co-op and operate out of shared premises without criminal elements getting wind of it and intimidating them or taking over ?

12
Do you have issues with other tenants arise, they must cotton on to things.?
And if so do you have to change premises frequently?

13
Once a Client knows your location, and he proved to be a concern, are there ever issues of them turning up unannounced giving trouble?

14
This one is naive but, it is remotely possible there’s such a thing as a half-decent pimp ?

15
Given the thankfully more open attitude to sex in Ireland, are there instances where a particularly open-minded Wife or Husband has arranged an encounter as a present to there other half?

16
(This one is not serious)
Do Escorts notice a slackening (sorry) of business during big games, I’m thinking in particular of All Ireland Sunday as a gauge to the true health of our National sport LOL)

17
(Again not serious)
To Escorts who tour Ireland and UK,
Which has the best clients.....(I know you can’t answer that, it’s just a piss take)

18
(Even less serious)
Do escorts who tour the provinces notice any difference in Libido levels (Different Population levels notwithstanding) (COME ON MUNSTER)


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As a thanks to any respondents...

Escorting Soundtrack A to F

ABBA - TAKE A CHANCE ON ME – (Escorts with no review)

ACE OF BASE - DON'T TURN AROUND (I try’na concentrate here)

ACE OF BASE - HAPPY NATION

AEROSMITH - WALK THIS WAY

ALANNIS MORRISETTE - HAND IN MY POCKET

ALISON MOYET - WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY

ALL SAINT'S - I KNOW WHERE IT'S AT – (First left...around the thingy, over the bridge, past the chippy, got it)

ALL SAINT'S - READY TO BEAT – (Back up plan B)

AMII STEWART - KNOCK ON WOOD (Back up Plan C)

ATOMIC KITTEN - WHOLE AGAIN – (AWO)

AVRIL LAVIGNE - KEEP HOLDING ON – (Get your moneys worth lads)

BACKSTREET BOY'S - I WANT IT THAT WAY – (Well I’m not doing it)

BACKSTREET BOY'S - THE CALL

BEVERLY KNIGHT - SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA – (Me I suppose)

BILLY JOEL - TELL HER ABOUT IT – (Any particular requirements)

BLACKEYED PEA'S - PUMP IT

BLONDIE - CALL ME

BLONDIE - HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE – (Not getting through)

BLUE - ALL RISE

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - I'M GOIN' DOWN

BRYAN FERRY - MORE THAN THIS – (Issues of Rates)

C AND C MUSIC FACTORY - GONNA' MAKE YOU SWEAT – (but I have a shower)

C AND C MUSIC FACTORY - THING'S THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM (Suspicious Profiles/Reviews)

CHER - IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

COCK ROBBIN - THE PROMISE YOU MADE (Things stated on Profiles but no go)

COOLIO - SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE (Try’na find the place)

CRYSTAL WATER'S - MAKIN' HAPPY

DOLLY PARTON - HERE YOU COME AGAIN – (Impressive)

ELTON JOHN - I'M STILL STANDING – (Fair dew’s)

ELVIS PRESLEY - A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION – (Down to brass tracks)

EURYTHMIC'S - WOULD I LIE TO YOU (False Reviews)

FAT BOY SLIM - RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW – (Time is Money)

FLEETWOOD MAC - LITTLE LIES (Maybe being a little older, no biggy)

FLEETWOOD MAC - YOU MAKE LOVING FUN (The true Professionals)