Dinosaurs are alive and well, walking amongst us.
Just listening to George Hook.
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Dinosaurs are alive and well, walking amongst us.
Just listening to George Hook.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx.
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Shalom/salaam.
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The ideal marriage consists of a deaf husband and a blind wife.
Padraig Colum.
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Shalom/salaam.
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My wife is a sex object-every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson.
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Shalom/salaam.
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West.
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Shalom/salaam.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Mae West.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Never try to impress a woman :because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. And the pace, my friends, is devastating.
W. C. Fields.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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The only time a woman really suceeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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If a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody there to hear it fall, does it still make a sound? And if a man speaks and there is no woman there to correct him, is he still wrong?
Camille Paglia.
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Shalom/salaam.
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A bridegroom is a man who has spent a lot of money on a suit that no one notices.
Josh Billings.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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