A face for "Baywatch", a body for "Crimewatch".
A face for "Baywatch", a body for "Crimewatch".
He laid his hand upon my knee.
In- a- pro- pree-at- lee.
Bill Bailey, nonsense quote.
Internet trawls.
Something fishy?
I know little about women.
But lest this pearl of wisdom escape me,
I commend it to cyberspace.
As you treat a skittish horse,
so you should treat a woman.
But I know little more about horses.
Trump 2016.
There will be hell toupée !
"LDM is an idiot"
- LDM 2015