Sore mickey.....advice please!!!!!

**funlover12** · 31-10-12, 00:44

no need to see a doctor OP, as Im one. my diagnosis? knob rot! cure? dipping dick in orange juice while flacid

**very shy guy** · 31-10-12, 02:03

Originally Posted by funlover12

no need to see a doctor OP, as Im one. my diagnosis? knob rot! cure? dipping dick in orange juice while flacid

What about Jeyes fluid FL ?,lol

**ber** · 31-10-12, 02:18

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

might not even have sex but u never know. I might go on thursday to the doc. I was having a wank, as u do, but ever since that it just hasn't been right. Don't know what the fuck i did wrong. Nearly a week ago now. Its all red and even though i put talcum powder on it after i shower every time its stil not curing it

Ive solved it , ure allergic to talcum powder

**Violette** · 31-10-12, 05:10

Let me see if I get this straight? Your beloved mickey is sore, and you come here to an escort forum for advice on how to fix it? Idiot! The fact that you are sitting around with a sore cock for a week is shocking in its stupidity. But I too will advise you to go out and see a GP, and get it sorted. And pray the lady you are planning on inflicting yourself upon, is sick with the flu. Jackass!

**kerry lad in town** · 31-10-12, 08:48

Best Thread ever

**Big J** · 31-10-12, 09:49

Originally Posted by Rod Stewart

Ok i know i am going to get the mickey taken out of me for asking this (pardon the pun!!

) but for the last 5 or 6 days my penis has been really sore. It's all aired, its red and stings a bit. Thought it would've got better by now but it hasn't. Have a date lined up at the weekend and i might need it so want to make sure it is in working order lol

Seriously can someone please tell me how to cure it, and would u know of some cream or something that would cure it? Please!!

One thing you could do is check for protin in your urine,you can get the test strips in a chemist.if you have this leads to trush and that could be the soreness.

**Ted E Bear** · 31-10-12, 11:38

Originally Posted by very shy guy

What about Jeyes fluid FL ?,lol

Thats only for when the maggots set in VSG. Just tie a knot on it and say ten hail marys and it will be grand.

**Martin Ward** · 31-10-12, 11:43

Seriously, go to the Doctor. I can't believe you have come on here to get the advice

And also, don't visit any escorts whilst you are in this condition

**very shy guy** · 31-10-12, 17:58

[QUOTE=Ted E Bear;925276]Thats only for when the maggots set in VSG. Just tie a knot on it and say ten hail marys and it will be grand.

[/OTE]

Another good one is plain salt Ted,cures most anything.

**Rod Stewart** · 31-10-12, 20:34

The reason i asked for advice on here is because i thought if i described what i had that perhaps others have had the same thing as me at some stage and knew what i was talking about and could give some advice. That is the reason. Thanks to the one's who gave me valuable tips. Cheers.

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