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Thread: Sore mickey.....advice please!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    Fuck ya I was going to say that
    It might fall off
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBob View Post
    Best to cut it off now, before it spreads son.
    It might fall off
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    Well said man

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    What the f*ck is the umbrella treatment???!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Stewart View Post
    What the f*ck is the umbrella treatment???!!
    It's like a cocktail umbrella ....... naaa i haven't a clue bud....
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Stewart View Post
    Ok i know i am going to get the mickey taken out of me for asking this (pardon the pun!! ) but for the last 5 or 6 days my penis has been really sore. It's all aired, its red and stings a bit. Thought it would've got better by now but it hasn't. Have a date lined up at the weekend and i might need it so want to make sure it is in working order lol

    Seriously can someone please tell me how to cure it, and would u know of some cream or something that would cure it? Please!!
    Keep away from Sophie !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Stewart View Post
    Ok i know i am going to get the mickey taken out of me for asking this (pardon the pun!! ) but for the last 5 or 6 days my penis has been really sore. It's all aired, its red and stings a bit. Thought it would've got better by now but it hasn't. Have a date lined up at the weekend and i might need it so want to make sure it is in working order lol

    Seriously can someone please tell me how to cure it, and would u know of some cream or something that would cure it? Please!!
    Visit your GP, and forget about visiting escorts until you know what your dealing with.


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    detinately see a doc,but you can try Canesten thrush cream. you must have very rough hands so that you reddened it having a wank. Also use baby oil when having a wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Stewart View Post
    Ok i know i am going to get the mickey taken out of me for asking this (pardon the pun!! ) but for the last 5 or 6 days my penis has been really sore. It's all aired, its red and stings a bit. Thought it would've got better by now but it hasn't. Have a date lined up at the weekend and i might need it so want to make sure it is in working order lol

    Seriously can someone please tell me how to cure it, and would u know of some cream or something that would cure it? Please!!
    Rod, I'm going to suggest something novel that hasn't been suggested yet......go and see a doctor!!!!

    If you're too embarassed to see your own GP - go and see some other GP in another part of town.

    Either way you should get it looked at.

    Any of us involved in this business should get things checked out sooner rather than later. We are all at greater risk of picking up STI's no matter what precautions we take. And don't panic and assume you've got HIV which jittery punters assume the minute they've got an itch in their balls! It could be something far more simple that is fully treatable.

    If fact it's more likely that it's something totally unrelated to STI's. A sore red penis is often a sign of balanitis - which is a fungal infection of the penis (the equivalent of thrush in women) and can be easily treated with antifungal creams or tablets. Although your doc will probably want to get a blood test to ensure that you don't have diabetes.

    Or it could be an allergy or reaction to something you put on it - e.g. a type of lube or condom.

    Either way go see your doc (or any doc for that matter). And go during the day time. Don't sneak in after hours as it may be the doc on call and not the regular experienced one.

    And as for sex on the weekend.......I'm sorry to tell you this bud, but that's out of the question - both for your safety and the lady's!!

    If your really don't want to see a doctor, then you can always take N73's advice and just lob the damn thing off! You won't have to worry about it then!!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    It's like a cocktail umbrella ....... naaa i haven't a clue bud....
    Your not far of Clyde . It's inserted into the one eyed milkman then opened up inside the penis and gently pulled out scraping all the crap away from the inner wall of the little fella .
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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