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    Its been a long time since I've posted here for many reasons, work, health and the fact that I live in France now but tonight Im home in Ireland and I thought Id go see an escort. Its been quite a while since I have done that but its been brewing, if you know what I mean. I made an appointment earlier in the week with one of my favourites in D2 but had to cancel. I tried to remake that appointment but it wasn't to be.
    So last night I made a tentative arrangement with a lady I have met before to meet at a specific time but she told me that she might be busy so ring later to confirm a booking. I did but got no answer ... ah well it happens! Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

    Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

    Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.

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    Go for a drink and chillax
    You.Me.Whipped cream.Handcuffs.Any questions??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Its been a long time since I've posted here for many reasons, work, health and the fact that I live in France now but tonight Im home in Ireland and I thought Id go see an escort. Its been quite a while since I have done that but its been brewing, if you know what I mean. I made an appointment earlier in the week with one of my favourites in D2 but had to cancel. I tried to remake that appointment but it wasn't to be.
    So last night I made a tentative arrangement with a lady I have met before to meet at a specific time but she told me that she might be busy so ring later to confirm a booking. I did but got no answer ... ah well it happens! Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

    Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

    Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.

    You were just very unlucky in your choice to night as there are some beautiful and excellent Escorts available in Dublin at this time. Some of them might even advise you to go for a drink to cheer up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Its been a long time since I've posted here for many reasons, work, health and the fact that I live in France now but tonight Im home in Ireland and I thought Id go see an escort. Its been quite a while since I have done that but its been brewing, if you know what I mean. I made an appointment earlier in the week with one of my favourites in D2 but had to cancel. I tried to remake that appointment but it wasn't to be.
    So last night I made a tentative arrangement with a lady I have met before to meet at a specific time but she told me that she might be busy so ring later to confirm a booking. I did but got no answer ... ah well it happens! Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

    Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

    Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.
    So its not just me then!
    I had a similar experience two weeks ago... Not in Dublin mind but the outcome was the same. Only difference was that I got soaked in the rain. The good news was that I held on to my cash, regrouped and met a lovely girl a few nights later with no issues whatsoever. I suggest you do the same. All we can do is laugh!

    Is this how you feel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    So its not just me then!
    I had a similar experience two weeks ago... Not in Dublin mind but the outcome was the same. Only difference was that I got soaked in the rain. The good news was that I held on to my cash, regrouped and met a lovely girl a few nights later with no issues whatsoever. I suggest you do the same. All we can do is laugh!

    Is this how you feel?

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    Having the shite put crossways in you Rocker by a garda car was not a nice feeling I bet,wonder were they kerb crawling /

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    Quote Originally Posted by very shy guy View Post
    Having the shite put crossways in you Rocker by a garda car was not a nice feeling I bet,wonder were they kerb crawling /
    Don't remind me! Still not the better of it.

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    Well as someone close to me would say....



















    Drink fucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Its been a long time since I've posted here for many reasons, work, health and the fact that I live in France now but tonight Im home in Ireland and I thought Id go see an escort. Its been quite a while since I have done that but its been brewing, if you know what I mean. I made an appointment earlier in the week with one of my favourites in D2 but had to cancel. I tried to remake that appointment but it wasn't to be.
    So last night I made a tentative arrangement with a lady I have met before to meet at a specific time but she told me that she might be busy so ring later to confirm a booking. I did but got no answer ... ah well it happens! Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

    Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

    Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.
    Good to see you back....
    Was just one of those days when nothing would go right,no worries happens to everyone now and then even myself
    Better recharge ur batteries ,tomorrow is another day
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    Quote Originally Posted by diannasweet View Post
    Good to see you back....
    Was just one of those days when nothing would go right,no worries happens to everyone now and then even myself
    Better recharge ur batteries ,tomorrow is another day
    How nice is this lady...

    So considerate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkeynut View Post
    Plan B.... Sandyford. Out with the iPhone and scan Sandyford and a selection is made. I call, she answers, we agree a time. I arrive and I call for directions. She texts me the directions ....

    Do you know the apartment complexes in Sandyford? I do quite well as I used to have a family member living there so I know how the apartments are named and laid out. My instructions were not very clear but I try. There is a well known landmark there and my directions started from there. The apartments are numbered 1,2,3 etc ..... and they are named. I was told to go to block *****2, its beside *****. No it wasn't, it was diagonally opposite to where I was told but I found it after a few minutes fecking around in the cold. The code is **** * No it isn't cuz I kept getting 'code invalid' and smart comments from her upstairs. I wait as someone comes and enters the block. I'm told its on the second floor apartment 2**. I get into the lift .... there is only 0 1 3 4 5 .... no second floor. I get out on all floors and there is no apartment 2** All this takes over 30 minutes ...

    Feck this .... Im going home .... a wasted 135 mile round trip. Its a long way to travel to have the piss taken out of you so I got into the car, put €400 back into my wallet and went home. Your loss lady.

    Thank god i didn't meet you with this attitude, nobody else has problems finding my apartment block.

    Anyone who's met me here will vouch its easy to find and yes there is a second floor.

    My loss indeed

    Hope you had a good night all

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