View Poll Results: minor hygiene gag moments

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  • bad breath

    16 51.61%

  • smelly armpits

    4 12.90%

  • hair too much in ears ,nose nipples..etc

    2 6.45%

  • snotty nose

    2 6.45%

  • earwax,vintage dark brown

    0 0%

  • black heads lots of

    0 0%

  • troll like toenails

    2 6.45%

  • greasy hair

    1 3.23%

  • other

    4 12.90%
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Thread: 9 biggest minor hygiene turnoffs

  1. 25-10-12, 01:13 #1
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    Default 9 biggest minor hygiene turnoffs

    Your dream date lies naked beside you , your mad horny , you have been dying to fuck this person silly for ages, they are perfect in mind and body you move closer ......oh fuck oh sweet jesus I cant..........
    What little thing would turn you off , not a major hygiene problem like skidmarks and a smelly crotch but the little things that for you are a real cross the legs or cock drooping moment???

    bad breath
    smelly armpits
    rotten toenails
    hairy eg,nose,ear, nipples , trail from belly button etc
    snotty nose
    brown earwax/sleep in eye
    black heads,
    greasy hair
    other
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  3. 25-10-12, 01:21 #2
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    bad breath
    smelly armpits......yuk
    Who loves ya baby......!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    bad breath
    smelly armpits......yuk
    vote ya bollix it took me ages to do the poll, got logged out twice , oh and clip yer toenails while your at it
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    Towels reeking of the BO of a previous client YUK!
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  9. 25-10-12, 05:47 #5
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    I don't consider smelly armpits, bad breath or a snotty nose to be minor hygiene problems. Admittedly the bad breath could be caused by something other than hygiene, but it's bad enough to stop full on kissing, so not minor.

    Smelly armpits usually go with cheesy co**s, so not minor and if over powering again, can stop procedures and a snotty nose means they are ill and have no right being anywhere near you.

    Throw the armpit offender in the shower, get the mouth wash out and chuck the snotty nose out of the door. If the shower doesnt work I'm getting in armed with soap. If the mouth wash doesnt work, I've got a toothbrush and tooth paste and if their gums bleed they might want to abstain from certain oral activities.

    Seriously, the other things are minor, but these show a lack of respect. If someone knows they are seeing a lady then they cancel if they have a cold and take a soapy shower for the armpits, or they are showing her no respect and if they have halitosis then likely they know about it and should at least warn the lady and be prepared not to kiss and use plenty of mouthwash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Your dream date lies naked beside you , your mad horny , you have been dying to fuck this person silly for ages, they are perfect in mind and body you move closer ......oh fuck oh sweet jesus I cant..........
    What little thing would turn you off , not a major hygiene problem like skidmarks and a smelly crotch but the little things that for you are a real cross the legs or cock drooping moment???

    bad breath
    smelly armpits
    rotten toenails
    hairy eg,nose,ear, nipples , trail from belly button etc
    snotty nose
    brown earwax/sleep in eye
    black heads,
    greasy hair
    other
    Oh Christ the whole bloody list! Yuck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Your dream date lies naked beside you , your mad horny , you have been dying to fuck this person silly for ages, they are perfect in mind and body you move closer ......oh fuck oh sweet jesus I cant..........
    What little thing would turn you off , not a major hygiene problem like skidmarks and a smelly crotch but the little things that for you are a real cross the legs or cock drooping moment???

    bad breath
    smelly armpits
    rotten toenails
    hairy eg,nose,ear, nipples , trail from belly button etc
    snotty nose
    brown earwax/sleep in eye
    black heads,
    greasy hair
    other
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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    I don't consider smelly armpits, bad breath or a snotty nose to be minor hygiene problems. Admittedly the bad breath could be caused by something other than hygiene, but it's bad enough to stop full on kissing, so not minor.

    Smelly armpits usually go with cheesy co**s, so not minor and if over powering again, can stop procedures and a snotty nose means they are ill and have no right being anywhere near you.

    Throw the armpit offender in the shower, get the mouth wash out and chuck the snotty nose out of the door. If the shower doesnt work I'm getting in armed with soap. If the mouth wash doesnt work, I've got a toothbrush and tooth paste and if their gums bleed they might want to abstain from certain oral activities.

    Seriously, the other things are minor, but these show a lack of respect. If someone knows they are seeing a lady then they cancel if they have a cold and take a soapy shower for the armpits, or they are showing her no respect and if they have halitosis then likely they know about it and should at least warn the lady and be prepared not to kiss and use plenty of mouthwash.

    fair enough , but i was thinking outside of your work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violette View Post
    Oh Christ the whole bloody list! Yuck!
    i didnt make it multiple choice....
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