After close to 10 years punting, lurking and creeping in the forums, and fuck all reviews cos I'm too lazy, I've decided to call it a day. I've found myself less drawn to the need for a punt. And when I do, it tends to be a disappointment. I can probably count on one hand the amount of ladies I've seen this year, but tonight just sealed the deal.
I was comin home from work feeling the need for a lady! A well known and well reviewed girl was available. Happy days. Appointment made, off I popped. In i went. I'm a clean dude. Even used the mouthwash. No FK. I'm in good shape, and another typical "none of the extras" were there. I'm not into weird shit, just gimme a simple GFE and i'm happy. None of this rub my chest vigorously with your "oohs and aahs".
Chatting to me while writing a text message is not your "Full and undivided attention" and Closing your eyes while i'm on top is far from making me feel like you're having a good time and it certainly aint GFE...
I'm not even bothered writing a review because one bad review for a girl with 100+ reviews will most likely be tagged as fake and reported by the escort that the appointment didn't happen.
So from here on for me, I'll look at the ladies that are here, get turned on then have a fucking wank. Cheaper, and lasts longer.
Hope ye all have better luck than I do!
laters