Stats

[Rachel Divine]

I rarely read the profile's at all. A lot of the girls I've met on here have been recommended by other users, or I've talked to them in the chat and liked the cut of their jib.

Did you actually tell a girl her stats made her seems like an Oompa Loompa?

Yes, he did, by pm and now this thread. Seems my reply wanst good enough lol

[Usernamed]

Will all gentlemen who wants to measure Rachel ,please form an orderly que behind me.

Anyone whipping out a tape measure while they're in the company of a little hotty like herself needs a slap in the face.

[Rachel Divine]

Thanks for the tips Rachel,would not want to make any mistakes,lol.

Should I be naked or clothes on?

[very shy guy]

Should I be naked or clothes on?

Please excuse me,I have to lay myself down before I faint,not good to be teasing shy men like that Rachel,lol.

[Usernamed]

Should I be naked or clothes on?

The technical term for such a question is a "No Brainer"

[JAMESCORK]

As we are of you ....

You have seen me, so, tell us what my stats are...

For the record , he did not measured me !

I did measure you.. You just didn't notice.

Ok so your profile says 28b 34 28... Thats umpa lumpa.

I recon you were 28 24 28... That's of course if it was you I met. Don't remember the face.

[mer]

I don't understand stats so yes I don't bother looking at them

[benin]

Yes, he did, by pm and now this thread. Seems my reply wanst good enough lol

i can speak oompa loompa would you like me to translate it to english for him?


*runs away from the thread*

[samlad]

An Umpa Lumpa:

[diannasweet]

I did measure you.. You just didn't notice.

Ok so your profile says 28b 34 28... Thats umpa lumpa.

I recon you were 28 24 28... That's of course if it was you I met. Don't remember the face.

No wonder men never read the stats, i got the impression from ur posts ur that u could know the measurments of a girl if u saw her,now u did meet Rachel and i can honestly say that the measurements u gave for her are not hers...