Originally Posted by
eveready
Sitting around bored on a Sunday morning while reading the forums here and remembered an bizarre experience from last year that I had wanted to post but forgot to, so here it goes
Around this time last year arranged to meet young Czech lady who seemed little odd (quirky) on phone but had many glowing reviews so I didn't think much of it. She asked me if I could bring her 10 euros of phone credit up to flat as she didn't want to go out o get it. I thought fine no bother. She said she would meet me on street in front of flat which also sounded weird. Finally arrived at said location after some confusion about exactly where. She brought me in front door and keep putting her finger to her lips indicated to be very quiet because of other neighbors. We also had to literally tip toe through the hallway and up steps in almost complete darkness as she didn't want to turn the lights on. At this point I also started to realize she was fairly drunk or otherwise inebriated and stumbling a bit. I began to think I should make my excuses and leave but for whatever reason keep going. The whole episode then became like the twilight zone when we came to the door and went inside, as we were in a flat that a friend of mine had lived in about 10 years earlier and one weekend while staying there I had had sex with my girlfriend at that time in the very room this lady brought me into. I really didn't know what to think at this stage but she threw me on the bed and started snogging the face off me like only a drunk girl can and guided my hand to between her open legs. She was also going on and on about things that I could make no sense of what she was on about. After a bit of time working away down there and wondering when she might initiate some activity on me I noticed she had gone rather silent and fairly motionless. She fell asleep, or passed out more appropriately. So I was sitting there thinking WTF, this is beyond strange. To be honest for obvious reasons I didn't really click with her and had wanted to leave and she had never bothered to ask for money except the phone credit, so I decide I'd make my exit. So I pulled her trousers back up, turned her on her side in case she vomited, pulled the covers up on her, left her the phone credit on the nightstand and very quietly made my way back into the night vowing it would be a while before I tried punting again. I didnt leave a review for her because she had solid positive reviews and continues to get them so thought sure we're all entitled to throw a wobbler every now and again and it was definitely an interesting experience. I do wonder though if when she awoke did she remember any of it?
Anyone else have odd experiences to share?