The strangest experience I ever had with an escort

[eveready]

Sitting around bored on a Sunday morning while reading the forums here and remembered an bizarre experience from last year that I had wanted to post but forgot to, so here it goes

Around this time last year arranged to meet young Czech lady who seemed little odd (quirky) on phone but had many glowing reviews so I didn't think much of it. She asked me if I could bring her 10 euros of phone credit up to flat as she didn't want to go out o get it. I thought fine no bother. She said she would meet me on street in front of flat which also sounded weird. Finally arrived at said location after some confusion about exactly where. She brought me in front door and keep putting her finger to her lips indicated to be very quiet because of other neighbors. We also had to literally tip toe through the hallway and up steps in almost complete darkness as she didn't want to turn the lights on. At this point I also started to realize she was fairly drunk or otherwise inebriated and stumbling a bit. I began to think I should make my excuses and leave but for whatever reason keep going. The whole episode then became like the twilight zone when we came to the door and went inside, as we were in a flat that a friend of mine had lived in about 10 years earlier and one weekend while staying there I had had sex with my girlfriend at that time in the very room this lady brought me into. I really didn't know what to think at this stage but she threw me on the bed and started snogging the face off me like only a drunk girl can and guided my hand to between her open legs. She was also going on and on about things that I could make no sense of what she was on about. After a bit of time working away down there and wondering when she might initiate some activity on me I noticed she had gone rather silent and fairly motionless. She fell asleep, or passed out more appropriately. So I was sitting there thinking WTF, this is beyond strange. To be honest for obvious reasons I didn't really click with her and had wanted to leave and she had never bothered to ask for money except the phone credit, so I decide I'd make my exit. So I pulled her trousers back up, turned her on her side in case she vomited, pulled the covers up on her, left her the phone credit on the nightstand and very quietly made my way back into the night vowing it would be a while before I tried punting again. I didnt leave a review for her because she had solid positive reviews and continues to get them so thought sure we're all entitled to throw a wobbler every now and again and it was definitely an interesting experience. I do wonder though if when she awoke did she remember any of it?

Anyone else have odd experiences to share?

[WatWatWat]

One saturday nite i met a lady. Had been at silage so i blame the pollen. Paid, got a shower came back to meet her and whatever perfume she was wearing it triggered a sneezing frenzy for about 20 mins. Was funny.

[very shy guy]

Sitting around bored on a Sunday morning while reading the forums here and remembered an bizarre experience from last year that I had wanted to post but forgot to, so here it goes

Around this time last year arranged to meet young Czech lady who seemed little odd (quirky) on phone but had many glowing reviews so I didn't think much of it. She asked me if I could bring her 10 euros of phone credit up to flat as she didn't want to go out o get it. I thought fine no bother. She said she would meet me on street in front of flat which also sounded weird. Finally arrived at said location after some confusion about exactly where. She brought me in front door and keep putting her finger to her lips indicated to be very quiet because of other neighbors. We also had to literally tip toe through the hallway and up steps in almost complete darkness as she didn't want to turn the lights on. At this point I also started to realize she was fairly drunk or otherwise inebriated and stumbling a bit. I began to think I should make my excuses and leave but for whatever reason keep going. The whole episode then became like the twilight zone when we came to the door and went inside, as we were in a flat that a friend of mine had lived in about 10 years earlier and one weekend while staying there I had had sex with my girlfriend at that time in the very room this lady brought me into. I really didn't know what to think at this stage but she threw me on the bed and started snogging the face off me like only a drunk girl can and guided my hand to between her open legs. She was also going on and on about things that I could make no sense of what she was on about. After a bit of time working away down there and wondering when she might initiate some activity on me I noticed she had gone rather silent and fairly motionless. She fell asleep, or passed out more appropriately. So I was sitting there thinking WTF, this is beyond strange. To be honest for obvious reasons I didn't really click with her and had wanted to leave and she had never bothered to ask for money except the phone credit, so I decide I'd make my exit. So I pulled her trousers back up, turned her on her side in case she vomited, pulled the covers up on her, left her the phone credit on the nightstand and very quietly made my way back into the night vowing it would be a while before I tried punting again. I didnt leave a review for her because she had solid positive reviews and continues to get them so thought sure we're all entitled to throw a wobbler every now and again and it was definitely an interesting experience. I do wonder though if when she awoke did she remember any of it?

Anyone else have odd experiences to share?

Nothing even remotely like that Eveready,so did it put you off for life ?,lol.

[Rocker123]

Sitting around bored on a Sunday morning while reading the forums here and remembered an bizarre experience from last year that I had wanted to post but forgot to, so here it goes

Around this time last year arranged to meet young Czech lady who seemed little odd (quirky) on phone but had many glowing reviews so I didn't think much of it. She asked me if I could bring her 10 euros of phone credit up to flat as she didn't want to go out o get it. I thought fine no bother. She said she would meet me on street in front of flat which also sounded weird. Finally arrived at said location after some confusion about exactly where. She brought me in front door and keep putting her finger to her lips indicated to be very quiet because of other neighbors. We also had to literally tip toe through the hallway and up steps in almost complete darkness as she didn't want to turn the lights on. At this point I also started to realize she was fairly drunk or otherwise inebriated and stumbling a bit. I began to think I should make my excuses and leave but for whatever reason keep going. The whole episode then became like the twilight zone when we came to the door and went inside, as we were in a flat that a friend of mine had lived in about 10 years earlier and one weekend while staying there I had had sex with my girlfriend at that time in the very room this lady brought me into. I really didn't know what to think at this stage but she threw me on the bed and started snogging the face off me like only a drunk girl can and guided my hand to between her open legs. She was also going on and on about things that I could make no sense of what she was on about. After a bit of time working away down there and wondering when she might initiate some activity on me I noticed she had gone rather silent and fairly motionless. She fell asleep, or passed out more appropriately. So I was sitting there thinking WTF, this is beyond strange. To be honest for obvious reasons I didn't really click with her and had wanted to leave and she had never bothered to ask for money except the phone credit, so I decide I'd make my exit. So I pulled her trousers back up, turned her on her side in case she vomited, pulled the covers up on her, left her the phone credit on the nightstand and very quietly made my way back into the night vowing it would be a while before I tried punting again. I didnt leave a review for her because she had solid positive reviews and continues to get them so thought sure we're all entitled to throw a wobbler every now and again and it was definitely an interesting experience. I do wonder though if when she awoke did she remember any of it?

Anyone else have odd experiences to share?

Now around these parts that's what is known as "a real girlfriend experience"! Lol I.e. is drunk, nogs the head off you (badly), hasn't a clue what she is doing, and falls asleep before anything worthwhile happens! Yes definately The ultimate GFE! Ha ha. Just kidding!

Thanks for sharing!

[JAMESCORK]

I made an appointment with a young hungarian lady. made my way to the apartment, met the lady, paid the fee, she gave me a clean towel and showed me to the shower, had a wash and was waiting for her to come back to the room, that was the last I ever saw of her. I waited about 15 minutes. Then I searched the apartment, there was nobody there. I was ripped off. I just put it down to experience. I cannot remember if she had reviews, but she allowed reviews, I only visit ladies that allow reviews

I presume you left a Review then... Or at least a post in the warning section.

[very shy guy]

Now around these parts that's what is known as "a real girlfriend experience"! Lol I.e. is drunk, nogs the head off you (badly), hasn't a clue what she is doing, and falls asleep before anything worthwhile happens! Yes definately The ultimate GFE! Ha ha. Just kidding!

Thanks for sharing!

Are we not the ones Rocker that are supposed to fall asleep ?

[very shy guy]

Emmm.. I'm the same , have sex, had an orgasm..

*good night huni *

Which is weird,I am ready for round 2 after a cuddle,Maya for shame falling asleep,lol.

[eveready]

Hahahahahah.

I'm sorry, but u made my day

Well, probably she had a bad night... was it a late nite appointment ?

No not really late before 10 I think. She was just wasted. Somehow didn't seem drunk though maybe something else.

[Aggie]

2 years ago,on tour in Kilkenny,I met a gent from Waterford.We both fallen asleep in the middle of the deed,in spooning position.I woke up an hour later,as I felt cold,no duvet on,and realized what happen.I wanted to curl up and die

[hornyd]

if i was with you i would have died and gone to heaven hunny you are so sexy xx