Shakira's up the duff.

**WatWatWat** · 20-09-12, 16:37

I mean pregnant. Lucky fecker whoever he is.

**TomEA** · 20-09-12, 16:39

Originally Posted by WatWatWat

I mean pregnant. Lucky fecker whoever he is.

I wasn't luck really, just some odd hip movements and a squirt on my behalf

**JohnRambo** · 20-09-12, 17:01

Originally Posted by WatWatWat

I mean pregnant. Lucky fecker whoever he is.

As far as I know Barcalona's Piqué has been going out with her for ages.

**SophieX** · 20-09-12, 17:04

What a babe

**WatWatWat** · 20-09-12, 17:17

Originally Posted by SophieX

What a babe

thanks. Shakira's a babe too. We would have made nice babies i think. But she's missed her chance now.

**Sexy Samantha British** · 20-09-12, 17:21

has she got twins already too? bet her offspring are very good looking.

**SophieX** · 20-09-12, 17:22

Originally Posted by SamanthaAngelManchester

has she got twins already too? bet her offspring are very good looking.

Thats J-Lo

**Morpheus** · 20-09-12, 18:48

The way she shakes her hips so fast, it's a miracle that some fella was able to hang on to her long enough to impregnate her!!

We loves yer Shakira! Well done! Am delighted for you!

**Morpheus** · 20-09-12, 18:50

Just googled this and found out that the dad is none other than Spanish and Barcelona football star - Gerard Pique!

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/ent...t-first-child/

Lucky bugger!

**WatWatWat** · 20-09-12, 19:13

Originally Posted by SamanthaAngelManchester

has she got twins already too? bet her offspring are very good looking.

yeah. Her twins are small and humble. So we wont confuse them with the mountains.

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