If you had to choose (benny version)

**benin** · 19-09-12, 09:39

Originally Posted by Usernamed

My daughters way outta your league, Champ.

yeah...but im willing to promote her ...for one night only...

**Usernamed** · 19-09-12, 09:41

You leave my fictional daughter alone you scallywag.

**benin** · 19-09-12, 09:42

Originally Posted by Usernamed

You leave my fictional daughter alone you scallywag.

now look here you..its the fictional ones i almost have a chance with..

(well maybe not a chance...but i think she smiled at me once

)

**WatWatWat** · 19-09-12, 09:48

Someone should highlight the dangers of drinking water. And when your thirsty it could be lethal.

**Usernamed** · 19-09-12, 09:49

Originally Posted by benin

(...but i think she smiled at me once

)

And the survey says...

**benin** · 19-09-12, 09:52

**CrackShotJack** · 19-09-12, 09:56

Great post Benin, insightful stuff and realistic too. I'm sure this is a problem we've all encountered at some point, however, we're all going to have somewhat different solutions. I actually read this post earlier (before most of the responses) and meandered off to the facilities so I could relieve myself in the form of taking a shit. Whilst there I considered the idea (one's daughter trekking across a huge desert is all too common these days), needless to say I'm over the moon to have to trapse through all the poorly spelt comments that followed (it's not like you've had to fucking write these freehand, lazy cunts). Anyway, I realised very quickly that this is a bag of old bollocks. Now, I'm off to hire a prostitute for to get my penis sucked to completion.

Regards,

Jack.

**Usernamed** · 19-09-12, 09:58

Originally Posted by benin

How'd you know my lady was from Canadia eh?!

**FullLife** · 19-09-12, 10:07

Originally Posted by CrackShotJack

Great post Benin, insightful stuff and realistic too. I'm sure this is a problem we've all encountered at some point, however, we're all going to have somewhat different solutions. I actually read this post earlier (before most of the responses) and meandered off to the facilities so I could relieve myself in the form of taking a shit. Whilst there I considered the idea (one's daughter trekking across a huge desert is all too common these days), needless to say I'm over the moon to have to trapse through all the poorly spelt comments that followed (it's not like you've had to fucking write these freehand, lazy cunts). Anyway, I realised very quickly that this is a bag of old bollocks. Now, I'm off to hire a prostitute for to get my penis sucked to completion.

Regards,

Jack.

*traipse, ahem!

**CrackShotJack** · 19-09-12, 10:12

Thank you kindly Full Life, I appreciate it. It's rare I fuck up my spelling, very rare indeed.

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