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    Default Patricia2..............

    Tell me about "The Buddha".You know ,the small bald fella with the orange cardigan.

    Covert me,
    Westside.

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    Default Poor Westie

    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Tell me about "The Buddha".You know ,the small bald fella with the orange cardigan.

    Covert me,
    Westside.
    Poor Westie.. Even Budda doesnt want you to rub his belly
    I didn't get it either....

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    Default Wasuuuuuuuuuup, Son...nothin,...just havin a Bud, Da

    Wasuuuuuuuuuup, Son...nothin,...just havin a Bud, Da
    Got this to and not sure how it relates to this sites area of interest, obviously she/he is like the Lisbon treaty (Probably has good intentions but no-one really give’s a s**t) but at least there into the more chilled out of the big religions, wait till the Fundelmentalists (minus the fun and plenty of mentalists) shower get wind of ye I can see it now, Johnny Jihad setting up a false Profile, offering the delights of the near east to poor unsuspecting Paddy’s who before they know it find themselves in a cage, really really wishing they’d checked the reviews more carefully, pics were real but in hindsight that Burka was probably not to give an air of mystery, but more to hide the beard, (and to cap it all was older in Person AND REFUSED TO DO ANAL) Then you realize that GFE really meant Gotta Fillet Everyone, POA = Perish On Arrival. AWO = Allah Will Obliterate. OWO = Osama With Oral (that wasn’t so bad actually, but he wouldn’t turn that damn Camcorder off and the beard tickled) and really should have smelt a rat when it said Knife play and suffocation in the Fetish’s enjoyed section,

    Patricia will have to reiterate for legal reasons that you are paying for your lunatic, down with all infidels, knife wielding space cadets time and that anything that may develop is your own piss poor bad luck...so all in all Patricia2 let us know what the weathers like up where you are, but I’ll stick with my own twisted ideology as all they’ll say is ‘’now now, down with that sort of thing’’

    No offense meant to level headed Muslims, (or Buddist’s) if you did’nt laugh, you’d have to cry...

    Also, Albert Einstein...........Didn’t he come up with the Equation E=MC squared (Escort = Man Comes twice)...

    If there is one Comic truth, its that Life, the Universe and my Lad always end on a downward trajectory...LOL

    Quarterpoundher...without the cheese (hopefully)...

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    Default Bringing down the wrath of Allah on us all

    Heh quaterpoundher bud, I think you should watch your back from now on. The bearded brethren consider that to be fatwah territory.

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    just heard on my cb radio the cops reporting a hijacked glider heading straight for your apartment building quarterpounder
    you better get chips with that
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d4head View Post
    just heard on my cb radio the cops reporting a hijacked glider heading straight for your apartment building quarterpounder
    you better get chips with that
    Hijacked glider!! That must be one of those Kerryman Extremist’s, they don't so much go for the spectacular, they just circle and wait for the shoddy building practices to bring it down. LOL

    Me and Johnny Jihad have an understanding, what happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas

    Plus what doesn’t constitute a fatwah (spellchecker's on Valium tryna decide if that’s right) nowadays.

    Who thinks false reviewer's and other [Evil Doers] should be sent on an all expenses paid trip to Iraq with there own set of kitchen knifes and a T-shirt that say's ''Kiss me I’m an Infidel on the front and a pic of Miss Piggy giving Osama a BJ on the back, i think that would resolve a few issues for E-I staff


    What’s that whooshing soun..............................lets roll.

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    hi quarterpounder
    no need to send them to iraq
    our overworked iraqi comrades already have enough on their plate
    just try this one....splintered glass in their vaseline...works every time for me youch
    now do you want ketchup on that burger or i have mayonaisse to go
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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    Default cuttng down in my salt intake

    Think I’ll stick with my own relish for now, that mayonnaise could be anything LOL

    Kerrymans still circling, maybe a few jokes will make him commit,

    Why did the Middle Eastern chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other Sayid

    Why did the Terrorist Chicken cross the road?
    To get away from the other IED

    No...Still circling


    like the quotation btw, clever...

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