i once turned a johovas witness who called to my door to a roman catholic i basically told them that i could do whatever i want in this world then go to confession and go sorry, i fucked up! be forgiven and get into heaven, they agreed sayingg it was a marvelous idea and thus i signed them up at my local church we then went on a celebration booze rampage which ended in tears and got us all criminal records, the church said they couldnt forgive us for that one and thus were all going to hell, oh well