• Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 07:51
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    The funny thing is there was absolutely no conversation about anybody’s nationality. A couple of girls outed themselves by speaking their own...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 06:52
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    I was on that WhatsApp group, not anymore for obvious reasons. Not sure why everybody thinks the conversation was about Dieve’s nationality cause it...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 00:38
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    I know….i pay it every day. You might want to check your sight, doctor as those lines you’ve been reading between got a bit blurred
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 23:56
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    Lol you are in my head now?! Trying to make Dieve look bad….:rolleyes: If you don’t know what my reply was about, necessarily biting or not, maybe...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 19:20
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    If you ask me based on that answer I would not consider you needing therapy. But that’s just my personal unqualified opinion. Nothing wrong with my...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 19:03
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    Not really, I was kinda looking for the proverbial black or white. But I do like this shade of grey
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 18:41
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    Very valid points indeed. I agree with most of what you say there. I’m just curious in which category you place yourself, the 99% or the 1%? I feel...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 10:26
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    I don’t want to be misunderstood and my reply to be taken as a personal grudge against Dieve cause it’s not the case. Also what services she offers...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 10:12
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    And I don’t get the point of having to approach you in private, you have opened this thread in public, not me. But not to worry grasping the concept...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 08:18
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    So every time you will be shut down there you’ll bring the conversations here? You brought the conversation here, I would’ve had zero problem and...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 07:30
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    If you really wanted to not be narrow-minded you could’ve been less sarcastic and kinda condescending in your quest and maybe you would’ve met less...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    27-05-24, 20:09
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Half-assed secret in General Chat
    Lol what is the psychology behind opening a thread about it, after you’ve asked the same question where the “secret” was revealed and you’ve been...
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    21-05-24, 17:40
    Cindy Forever replied to a thread ❤️*🔥Leave your message 🎎 in General Chat
    Soul washed. Smell of wet earth Summer rain.
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    18-05-24, 14:14
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I am very curious what that is lol
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    18-05-24, 10:34
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    It doesn’t really matter what classy actually means or what each person understands by it. What I meant is that by him contrasting me with the ladies...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    18-05-24, 08:03
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Thank you girls for the support shown both here and in private. Although it is really not necessary in the face of a two brain cells individual like...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    17-05-24, 19:21
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    He has the IQ of a potato
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    17-05-24, 16:24
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    You most likely wouldn’t pass my screening before the booking anyhow so don’t flatter yourself I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually did and I...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    17-05-24, 14:55
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I think he is looking for his intellect there Not sure what exactly happens to him every day As for “I have another customer coming in few mins”...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    17-05-24, 13:28
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    So you are referring to just one particular lady and you thought why not throw other high end ladies under the bus too
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    17-05-24, 13:25
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Hmmm I don’t know…since you can’t see past your own assumptions
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    17-05-24, 12:23
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    That does not mean that after you leave they don’t have a shower Are we supposed to have a shower while you are still there?
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    16-05-24, 08:06
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Shit conjures Rachel, she’d be quick to stir it
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    14-05-24, 17:05
    ciara replied to a thread OMG YESSSS please 🔥🔥 in General Chat
    Absolutely ��
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    14-05-24, 15:39
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Yes I said that and I don’t have a problem saying it here too :) I was making a case for other advertisers to speak openly on the general forum on...
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  • ciara's Avatar
    13-05-24, 10:57
    ciara replied to a thread Ciara returns!! in General Chat
    You guys really are making me blush �� What hot sexy memories I have here, excited to make some more
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    13-05-24, 09:46
    ciara started a thread OMG YESSSS please 🔥🔥 in General Chat
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/xscarlettx1-irish-female-escort.html This girl is on fire just had the most smoking hot time with her. ...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    12-05-24, 21:20
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    She also says half of the customers clean themselves properly :) This thread is clearly not directed to people with good hygiene so why would you...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    12-05-24, 21:00
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I think you are the one who is generalising and not Michelle. She was very clear from the beginning that not all of you.
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Im a powdered carpet freshener, I think the clue is in the name FFS
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