With absolutely no intention of mocking your English just in the interest of making the message more clear for those confused: they need to pull down...
Seventh son of an aristocratic Austrian father and Irish Traveller mother, I enjoy nothing more after a night's waltzing than unsheathing my slash hook and thrashing the ballroom in a drunken frenzy....... Who-de fukk are ya callin' a pikey?
Interests:
Mozart, Strauss, robbin' the settled payple and bare knuckle fightin'
User Type:
Client
Gender:
Male
Heroes:
Wat Tyler. Where's his statue in London?
Smoker:
Occasional Smoker
Drinker:
Social Drinker
Favourite Things
Favourite Place:
Mons Veneris, Vienna, Moyross and Rathkeale.
Favourite Drink:
My daily mid-morning whiskey - sets me up for the day