• Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 19:21
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    He has the IQ of a potato
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 16:24
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    You most likely wouldn’t pass my screening before the booking anyhow so don’t flatter yourself I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually did and I...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 14:55
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I think he is looking for his intellect there Not sure what exactly happens to him every day As for “I have another customer coming in few mins”...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 13:28
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    So you are referring to just one particular lady and you thought why not throw other high end ladies under the bus too
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 13:25
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Hmmm I don’t know…since you can’t see past your own assumptions
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 12:23
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    That does not mean that after you leave they don’t have a shower Are we supposed to have a shower while you are still there?
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Today, 09:02
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Exactly, everyone who’s been around long enough knows the reality. Started off with €50 for 30 mins, moved to €80 for a while, then 100 and later...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    Yesterday, 08:06
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Shit conjures Rachel, she’d be quick to stir it
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    14-05-24, 15:39
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    Yes I said that and I don’t have a problem saying it here too :) I was making a case for other advertisers to speak openly on the general forum on...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    12-05-24, 21:20
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    She also says half of the customers clean themselves properly :) This thread is clearly not directed to people with good hygiene so why would you...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    12-05-24, 21:00
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I think you are the one who is generalising and not Michelle. She was very clear from the beginning that not all of you.
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
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    12-05-24, 20:15
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I wish you see as many skid marks on your bedsheets and cheese cocks and as often as we do, maybe then you will find it a big deal The only people...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    11-05-24, 06:05
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    I suppose my greeting is always on point, instant erection :lmao: Believe it or not I’ve realised it’s actually “pull back” as soon as I’ve post it...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    10-05-24, 16:59
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Hygiene! 🫣 in General Chat
    With absolutely no intention of mocking your English just in the interest of making the message more clear for those confused: they need to pull down...
    326 replies | 26131 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    08-05-24, 11:17
    Why would you put that on the service provider?? I honestly don’t understand the logic here Some people tend to think that they the nice and...
    68 replies | 6572 view(s)
  • SophieX's Avatar
    05-05-24, 17:16
    You really don’t have to ever explain what nationality you want to advertise as . You do you an let them worry about their own business 🩷
    98 replies | 7435 view(s)
  • SophieX's Avatar
    03-05-24, 15:30
    Also, usually someone hovering around the lifts these days to press the floor number for you. Got free valet parking there not so long ago due to...
    40 replies | 4626 view(s)
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    03-05-24, 14:49
    SophieX replied to a thread EOTM Rules in General Chat
    That month will go down in history after reading all that, I bet the runners up are cringing . 🤣✍🏼🤦🏼 #mortified
    93 replies | 6429 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    30-04-24, 12:21
    There is a large Brazilian community in Ireland so it would make sense to see a higher number of Brazilian ladies advertising. I might be wrong but...
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  • Lisa007's Avatar
    30-04-24, 09:13
    I love a good joke, even dark humour but this one I don’t get :confused:
    27 replies | 4087 view(s)
  • Lisa007's Avatar
    29-04-24, 18:35
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Belfast on business in General Chat
    I’m more of a wine gal :flirt:
    73 replies | 5936 view(s)
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    29-04-24, 15:45
    Lisa007 replied to a thread Belfast on business in General Chat
    Had any man ever got such recommendation of a place where he can go and it’s guaranteed he would pull “ordinary” women?? I don’t want to know what...
    73 replies | 5936 view(s)
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