creature
E-I Newbie

About creature

Biography:

well im a west coast struttin, one bad mother, got a rattlesnake suitcase under my arm, said im a mean machine been drinking gasoline, an honey you can make my motor hum, i got one chance left in a nine live cat, i got a dog eat dog sly smile, i got a molotov cocktail with a match to go, i smoke my cigarette with style, and i can tell you honey, you can have my money tonight....

Interests:

cigarettes and alcohol, and banging beaver

Dream Job:

pornstar

User Type:

Client

Gender:

Male

Relationship Status:

It's Complicated

Heroes:

peter north the cum master

Smoker:

Have you got a light?

Drinker:

Social Drinker

Favourite Things

Favourite Place:

between a womens legs pumping pussy

Favourite Music:

dickey bowe from athy

Favourite Movies:

saving ryans privates. forrest hump.

Favourite TV Shows:

prime time just to oogle miriam o callahans tits

Favourite Writers / Books:

porn mags

Favourite Cuisine:

eating pussy

Favourite Pub / Club:

the blue oyster bar

Favourite Drink:

love juice out of the furry mug

Favourite Quotation:

its not the size of the gun. its the speed of the bullet