Dark humour pick-up-lines

Thread Starter: whiteball

So, decided to start a tread here called Dark Humour-Pick-Up-
Lines. Just post any dark humour pick up line you can think of.
I'll start:

Last Post By: whiteball Today, 13:57

Best Chat Up Lines

Thread Starter: ThatOneGuy123

Would love to know a few corny ones for whenever the time is right!

Last Post By: whiteball Today, 13:54

Crap joke of the day

Thread Starter: Mrbean76

It's not easy being a penis, you have a head with no brain , an eye that can't see, you have to hang around with two nuts, you live around the corner

Last Post By: whiteball Today, 13:52