Dub Lad

Ok so I am not a little skinny milinky-dink of a person but ffs I sit myself down in a nice comfy spot by the window and listen to my ipod all peaceful and as the journey goes on the bus fills up then what happens is this obese often greasy skanger fucker sits next to me in his over sized puffer jacket only what could be described as a stuffed chicken jeez, they sit beside me because its the only place he can get his fuckin beef arse on a seat, lose some weight will yis or sit somewhere else I dont want to be shrink wrapped in your sweaty skin ffs !!!

Can all the bastards who think its fun and cool to keep opening the bus windows when its minus 5 degrees outside please drop dead. Wear less clothes then maybe you wouldnt be so damn hot or lose the fuckin weight then you wouldnt sweat so much pigs