Funny Brothel/Escort jokes please?
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, 20-01-08 at 22:42 (2598 Views)
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from the nearest town, doing the kind of things boys and girls do when in a car on a back road some distance from the nearest town.
Just as things were really hotting up, the girl stopped the young man.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier" she said.
"The thing is I'm actually a hooker and I will have to charge you £20 if you want sex."
Too hot to stop the young man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the boy sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window aimlessly.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I probably should have mentioned this before now" he said.
"The thing is I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back into town is going to be £25."