MILF Hunter

My name is Antonio "Tony" Montana.

I am a political prisoner from Cuba. I specialise in the disposal business. I bury cock-a-roaches for a living.

I always knew one day I'm coming here, Dublin.

I have a beauty scar on my face from eating pussy.

And yes, I am a homosexual.

I like men and I also dress up like a woman.

I eat octopus three times a day. I got fucking octopus coming out of my ears, meng.

I got fucking Russian shoes my feet's coming through.

I'm no fucking criminal, man. I'm no puta or thief.

I'd visit an escort for fun.....but for a few medals on EI, I am gonna visit them and be real nice.

I am 60. I got a bag for a belly.

I got tits and I wear a bra. They got hair on them.

I gave a tiger as wedding present to my wife, Elvira.

As regards the question why I visit escorts:

I got a fucking junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude......and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. She left me because I couldn't stop saying fuck all the time...

I was a father figure to my sister, Gina and wanted to overprotect her. I felt betrayed by Manny so I *** him.

I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?

I dont get high on my own supplies...

You need people like me

You need people like me
so you can point your fucking fingers...

...and say, That's the bad guy.

So...

...what does that make you?

Good?

You're not good.

You just know how to hide...

...how to lie.

Me, I don't have that problem.

Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

If you are fucking with me you are fucking with the best.

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