When sex will be a crime for me

When sex will be a crime for me

Just as I leave the bedroom of a posh hotel, there is a garda and he decides to arrest me for the purchase of sex
I explain to him that is 12.15am and that the new laws only came in at midnight, and that I had been leaglly there since 11 pm
He says that he knows from experience that when you cum, you leave. I tell him that I was just having coffee after legal sex before midnight.

He then explains that he knows the escort well whom I have just visited, and that he knows how she operates....He had made a habit of visiting as many escorts as he could when it was legal, and he reckoned that the experience would help him bring successful prosecutions against all those criminals who were now buying sex.

It struck nme as strange that he was in the corridor,and I queried that.

He was protecting an important politician in an adjoining room he said.
From what ? I asked.
Well this politician has many enemies, and was insrumental in pushing for this new leglisation. Some people don't like him for that.

So, I ask what are those loud whip like sounds that I am now hearing from that room?
No idea says the garda.
Should you not investigate, I ask.
It would be more than my job is worth to investigste
Maybe some one came in the window, and is attacking him.
Look, it is nothing to do with you,and I am now arresting you.
With that, the room door opens, and out comes the politician, with a big grin on his face.
We need more lube.
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