mister D

Okay so in my local the other night, i heard this story about a local kinda wise guy every town/city/village in ireland has at least one hes 71 years of age but still as sharp as a razor ...so anyway leys call him mick ..okay ...so mick spends all day in the pub sippin a few drinks tryin not to over do it so hes chatting to everyone old and young who id in the pub and they all buy him drinks so hes pretty drunk and decides he needs to go home ..but has spent all of hes money so he rings a taxi and orders the taxi to bring him home eventually the taxi arrives it is a driver mick doesnt know so there will be no chance of a discount or freebie ,,so mick directs the new taxi driver to micks home so mick relieses he is almost home now so he stats looking under the car seat and tells the driver he has just dropped a 50 note under there by accident and cannot see it rite now mick then tells the taxi driver to pull in at the next turn as it is hes home so they are pulled up at micks house and he tells the taxi driver tjat he will go inside to get a torch in order to find hes 50 euro undet the seat haha so kust as mick has the key in the door the taxi man speeds off thinking there is a 50 note under the seat haha mick gets a free lift home and avoided a sneaky taxi man haha ilaughed so hard when i heard this "mick" ya fuking ledgend lol