trugent

A new, and frankly sad, development for EI... taking the ever intriguing and ever popular “Meet the Escort” theme and bastardising it to create the immensely dull and seldom read “Ask the punter” feature... This week a distressed Damsal talks to Trugent.

D: So Trugent... where did the name come from
T: Choosing a name is one of those “decide in haste, repent at leisure” decisions. I was wary of a descriptive or location based name... so had to discount “Baldfella from the estate by the pub in Summerhill”; A descriptor of my sexual attributes or prowess – I so wanted to be “Hugh Jnob” - could see called out for misrepresentation (a court case or, even worse, highlighted and open for a bit of “gentle teasing” on the EI forum), so I ended up with Trugent.

D: Is the name a disgusting pretence of being nice when in fact you are evil manipulator of innocent and vulnerable ladies, and what is more, an utter twat (question asked on behalf of Ruhama)
T: A balanced and subtle question. No. If you get past the moral uncertainty of me being a punter, treating the ladies I visit with respect is very important to me.

D: What does that mean, exactly.
T: The obvious things like turning up on time, clean and sober; not negotiating on rates and having the funds in hand. Simply being human – having a chat and a joke and a smile – being polite and sensitive even if there are language problems. Never doing anything the lady does not want to happen. Not overstaying my welcome, but not running away with undue haste. Not making and breaking appointments. I’d never boast that I always get this 100% right, but I try.

D: So you’ve been around a few years, what keeps you doing this?
T: Every time I think I’ve done everything I want to in escorting experience, something fresh or exciting happens and I am back looking for more.

D: Explain
T: For example I always saw a lady only once, maybe twice, thinking the thrill was meeting someone new. Recently I have become a “regular” client. We get on well and know a bit about how to make each other happy.... outcome is, well “wow”! I have learnt never to say never to a new experience.

D: So you are a wild, adventurous, sexual demon?
T: Er, no! For example, domination has no appeal; Prostrate massage I have tried but found it more confusing than stimulating. Despite the fact that there are some lovely sounding TS escorts, I have never met any of them.
There is still plenty of scope left for fun with gorgeous escorts.

D: At least with all your experience you are in full control.
T: Er, again... No. Have always had a tendency to overexcitement and an early finish ([I]the proper term is premature ejaculation. Ed) [/I]Five years ago that sometimes meant I was heading out the door within 10 minutes of heading in.... including a leisurely shower and a detailed discussion on the key moments in the Lord of the Rings films (all 3... director’s cut!).

D: Oh, dear – embarrassing... even for an old fool like you.
T: Sometimes yes. Though there can be unexpected outcomes – like the time the reaction was “OK, I’m still horny! I’ll let you go again if you can make me come with your tongue!” That got me back on track! These days a longer and/or time based booking is the way I go, making this much less of a problem. I, for one, hail the arrival of the 45 minute appointment for when I don’t have an hour available.

D: What is your favourite thing about meeting an escort
T: It has to be when I am still basking in the glow of satisfaction at the end of a steamy session and my lady smiles, to show that she has had fun too. In fact any time I get a smile is pretty special.

D: and your least favourite?
T: The door shutting behind me as I leave, of course!! Has to be poorly faked sexual enthusiasm. I know I am extraordinarily sexually attractive, but there is no way that the sight of my false teeth hitting the bedside table is going to spark uncontrollable moaning. I’m all for faking enthusiasm if it is done with skill and style, mind!

D: What do you make of EI?
T: The basic capabilities of the site could be better, but the community makes it a real goldmine. With the forum, reviews system and PM’s I can get a real sense of what is happening on the escort scene in general and get a good idea with an individual lady as to whether we will get on well if we meet. The only downside is that there are too many great escorts for the time and funds I have available.

D: And your fellow punters who post on EI?
T: All humanity is there for you to see! There is bound to be a poster you read and think, this seems like a guy I could get on with.... just as there are people you would not want to be stuck in a lift with. I am not one for getting stuck in to the forums. More standing on the sidelines watching it all happen and occasionally adding my thoughts

D: Any advise for those new to the scene?
T: Be prepared for seeing escorts to become massively addictive. If you can be led by your head rather than your manhood, take some time to do some planning. If your manhood takes over and “I have to meet a lady today” is all that drives you, don’t lose all your common sense and watch out for signs on the phone and as you arrive that the escort is for you. Above all, treat an escort with respect and humanity and you will get much more in return.

D: Still any fantasies left?
T: God yes! I would love to have the funds to take a holiday with an escort (or win the lotto and go with a few!). How cool would it be to be in the sun enjoying the company of a beautiful lady? Could not be beaten. I had a long standing fantasy of a duo involving my favourite Ebony and East European escorts. Made the huge mistake of thinking of it as an “ebony and ivory” duo... suddenly I’ve got that bloody awful song in my head and the whole thing is ruined – curses:mad:

D: Thank you for your time, trugent. Do you want help with setting up your Zimmer frame on your way out.
T: Goodbye, you cheeky bastard.