MatureEbonyPru38F

I recently received a text offering to pick me up at Aberdeen City Airport later this week where I'll be touring.

I haven’t responded, not just because I hate texts and will find a million things to do before replying to one, but because it’s anyone’s guess at what cost the offer comes.

Is he truly just an altruistic geezer who thought it would be a kind gesture to offer to pick me up?
Or does he assume that I know the drill … that for the chauffeur driven service, he’ll expect something. A hand up my skirt during the drive, or a blow job in the hall way after dropping my suitcase. Or the lift in lieu of payment for his session.

I love the good old Glaswegian vs Aberdonian rivalry. I just had this cheeky observation from an admirer in Glasgow ... beware Aberdonians bearing gifts! Although I think to an extent every sex worker has it at the back of her mind ... beware punters bearing gifts! Because whilst the majority are sweet and generous and just feel like a gesture that goes above and beyond without reciprocity, a good man are calculating and conniving. And some will go to any lengths to exchange anything but money for sex and intimacy.

I’m a cynic. And I don’t want to sully things. This is business for me. And a cab from Aberdeen airport will cost me a fraction of what I charge for a half hour booking. And if he were seeking payment in kind which I loathe as an arrangement that ALWAYS leaves me feeling ripped off, then I’ll be lucky if he’s out of my hair in half an hour.

If I want a husband, I’ll go down to the Registry office.

This is not to say that there are not gentlemen out there that will offer to pick a lady up from the airport or train station. I once arrived in an Irish town with a fellow escort and one of her clients came to pick us up and took us to our apartment, gallantly assisting with our suitcases. There wasn’t a sniff of impropriety in the air. He did make a proper booking with her a couple of days later, but he paid fully for it, including a tip. He wasn’t a leech, by any means.

At least in this case of which I write, we’ve met before and had a few phone sex sessions. In fact, our phone sex sessions kept him going until I finally made my first visit to Aberdeen after many years of abstaining. In fact, the phone sex sessions for him sealed his decision to come and see me.

But I have also had prospective clients I’ve never met before go from enquiries about my tour to their city, then out of the blue offered to pick me at the airport. Always nervous at the unspoken assumptions in the air, I’d brush the offer aside. What on earth do you discuss on a car journey with a punter with whom you have zero verbal rapport apart from him ringing up a couple of times to ask you about prices and services? How else could I expect the journey to end but with his trousers around his ankles when all I want to do is unpack after a long journey.

I doubt if my guy is this uncouth but I’ve run into a lot of men who make assumptions about escorts and our judgements. Rather than risk removing all doubt that all he wanted was a fumble and a freebie and he’d assumed that I knew, I’ll decline his offer and convince myself he really was just being kind.

I pay my own way and collect my receipts for the tax man.