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You know the adage - shit happens! It covers a multitude of scenarios, but none as ironic as anal sex gone wrong. But it doesn't have to!

When I had an email recently asking me if I douche before anal sex, I took a deep breath as I replied. I confirmed that I always douche before anal. And I asked why he was asking. Call me naive, but I had assumed that anyone with a modicum of decency embarking on anal sex would douche before-hand. Shit happens, they say. But don't treat it like a birth-right!

A sigh of relief when he wrote back to confirm that he was as fastidious about anal cleanliness as I was. Quite frankly, if he was otherwise, I would have told him, firmly, that there was no chance of us meeting.

I had feared that maybe he was one of those with a kink for intense "fudge packing", where they actually insist no douching, and no bowel movements occur. And the closer the anal "bottom" (used in the recipient sense) is to needing to do a number 2, the more of a turn-on it is for these people to actually feel the Number 2 in there.

Personally, I douche as soon as there is even a glimmer of hope of a bit of booty pounding! And when I do my A Level Masterclass, I proudly point out afterwards that the condom looks even cleaner than if it had been in pussy since the arse has no juices of it's own (or shouldn't). Still not clean enough for me to ever contemplate ATM (arse to mouth). I even insist on changing condoms if the guy wants to go from my arse to my pussy. Which is why I suggest that a guy should start in my pussy and then with anal, or suffer the cold blast of air on his willy as condoms are changed. I don't risk any transfer of hostile bactieria into the wrong orifice. I don't think one can ever douche an anus enough to justify sticking anything that has been there in the mouth.

I actually upset someone I had seen before when he wanted a second meeting and I made it clear to him that he should understand that I will not kiss someone who rims me in the middle of anal. I mean as in, yank out your cock, rim the gape, then expect a kiss later! To be honest, once he'd rimmed me in the middle of the shag, the thought of kissing him, even if he'd gargled with bleach, had lost it's appeal. I haven't heard from him since. But I did have to speak my mind!

This is why I've never been to a "sex party". I'm too fussy! I'd halt proceedings with wet wipes, scrubbing furiously before allowing a cock to come any where near me. I guess that's a form of gang bang related OCD! And I have no desire to be cured of it.

I've written this blog with the best, and cleanest of intentions. I hope that despite my best efforts, it hasn't put any anal virgins off venturing where the sun does not shine!

xxx

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