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I was thinking about the thin line between hope and despair that we, the punter, tread in this past-time, so here’s a few examples to get you started.


The ecstasy of finding an escort whose picture is so like Mylene Klass it is uncanny;[RIGHT][I]The agony as 25 of our beloved forum posters tell you that the pictures are Mylene Klass[/I][/RIGHT]

The ecstasy of hearing the telephone ring as you dial that chosen number – her phone is on![RIGHT][I]The agony of listening to the ringing sound for three minutes, followed by “the mailbox is full, try again later”
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Your favourite escort calls you out of the blue – “has she something special for me?”[RIGHT][I]“Sorry, I misdialled, I meant to call my friend Tina and she is just above you in my phone book” (think about it!)
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“I see you are in Dublin 1, city centre. I am really close by and could be with you in 10 minutes”[RIGHT]“[I]OK, you sound lovely, but Forth Rd off E Wall Rd might just be in D1, but is not Dublin City centre[/I]”

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You’re there on time, and make that call “I am outside Centra”[RIGHT][I]“I look at Centra now and cannot see you darling!” Just how many damn Centras can one town possibly have?
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The door opens and all you see is the warm smile that greets you[RIGHT][I]The door opens and all you see is the glint from the stopwatch as it clicks on
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“That is a lovely and thoughtful gift, thank you”[RIGHT][I]“That’s, er.... nice” and you know your taste in jewellery/perfume/films/wine is worse than her acting
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The relaxing warm shower to get you in the mood[RIGHT][I]Yelping with agony as your head hits the taps – just how do you juggle a hand held shower and get shower gel out of the container at the same time?
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The towel falls from your waist to the floor and she smiles[RIGHT][I]The towel falls from your waist to the floor and she giggles hysterically
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She takes you into her mouth and starts to build up a steady rhythnical momentum[RIGHT][I]Her head is a blur of movement, and the smoke starts to seep out of her mouth as the pain of the friction burns kick in - "oh, you're enthusaistic!"
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She gently takes your balls between her lips[RIGHT][I]Your eyeballs shoot down your throat as she gives the hardest suck ever “My god, you’ve got great lungs for such a petite lady” you cough
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She moans with delight as you head down to give her pleasure[RIGHT][I]Thirty five minutes in the same position licking and sucking and your neck suddenly locks into an unmoving fusion of bones, she urges “keep going, almost there”
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You raise your head, she looks deep into your eyes and smiles[RIGHT][I]“You’re so clever to know I’d got to the end of the chapter! I’ll put my book down now!”
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“We can do “A” if you like”[RIGHT][I]“Someone of your size is no problem, even for a little one like me”
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This is going to be the best twenty minutes of my entire sex life[RIGHT][I]That was the best twenty seconds of my entire sex life
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I am relaxed and happy and all I want to do is go to sleep[RIGHT][I]I am on the pavement and have to get on with my life
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Spending fifteen minutes to write a well crafted review that you know she will appreciate for the care given to it and readers will value for the detail[RIGHT][I]Finding a Casanova007 comes straight after yours with his latest creation - a fully animated country and western tribute song[/I][/RIGHT]