EscortSelina

... or so I was always told by my mother when she was trying to get us kids to wash behind our ears, between our toes and in all this little places that a quick slosh of water really makes no impression on!

I grew up thinking that if I at least cleaned up twice a day properly, I would at least be seriously considered by St Peter when it came for my time waiting in line outside the Pearly Gates

And despite realising these days that maybe there is now rather more in my personal ledger to be considered and weighed in the balance than just cleaning all my bits, strangely I still cling firm to the old belief that being sparkly clean and fresh as a daisy is actually rather a good idea!

So why is it that I am finding myself writing this Blog, during my current Irish tour?

Well, frankly, it is because I am being surprised or not so surprised (and really rather upset) to find that apparently my ideas of how to enter Heaven with a big smile on my face, don't seem to be reciprocated by quite a few of my clients!!

I make it very clear in my personal information that I am willing to give all you lovely guys the benefit of my very highly rated OWO service, but I do say that it is based on scrupulous personal cleanliness - I even offer shower facilities when you arrive if you need them

Now, for the uninitiated, this is because, quite honestly, I have yet to meet a lady who tells me that she enjoys getting down to the serious enjoyment of swirling her tongue and the inside of her mouth around a gentleman, (with suitable sucking a gargling, of course), only to find that she is dipping her tongue into a mouldy package of Philadelphia Light, that hasn't even been in the fridge, and seems to be oozing out of little hidden places when she least expected it ! Unlike all the ladies I haven't met yet, I don't like it either.... in fact I deplore it!

So, gents, if you want to really enjoy what I can undoubtedly help you to enjoy (or so they all tell me), please don't forget to have a good clean up prior to getting to see me OR better still use my shower facilities leave no stone unturned! Otherwise, you will find that the minute I sense any unwashed "behind the ears" bits of you, they are going to be instantly covered with a little rubber overcoat.

And we don't want you to walk down the street later that day knowing that we needed lots of condoms all over us, do we?

And apart from anything else it ruins my pleasure in looking after you! So we both lose out!!

So guys - do me a favour... give my Mum a call before you come and see me, and get her to remind you that "cleanliness is next to Selina-ness" and then put her advice into action so that you and I can really max our enjoyment when you are with me