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An American in Glasgow

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Violette
, 26-03-11 at 06:57 (1232 Views)
Sweet mother of god! I am seriously fucked? Why you ask, well allow me to extrapolate. I am on my way to the fair city of Glasgow, the home of the incomprehensible Scots. Now, it is my first time to this city in a work capacity. I am well aware from past experience that the accented English with which they speak can be some what difficult to understand to their own country men, much less a bonny American lass like myself. So, I hit upon a plan with which to circumvent the necessity to have to talk to them on the phone, I was going to implement a texting plan! Yes, I was going to suspend my own rule in the face of the Incomprehensible Glaswegians and text, that was until I received this beauty: Hey am looking a women themara 9am to 9pm can u help me and how much? My hopes were soon dashed to the rocks. Can I help him? Probably not with the subsequent problem of enouncation he is suffering from. Do, I wish to spend 12 hours with someone who texts the way he writes? No, not really. This I am sure will be a great weekend. Where is Wild Heather when I need her?

Updated 26-03-11 at 07:06 by Violette (Forgot to ad stuff.)

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  1. jimmydee's Avatar
    Och, ya poor wee pet.
    Dinna worrie, sure afore ya ken, you`ll be back in Ireland where we speak your language.
    Ra mora, is easy enough to decipher, wait till they start telling you their troubles with their weins and their bairns.
  2. Violette's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee
    Och, ya poor wee pet.
    Dinna worrie, sure afore ya ken, you`ll be back in Ireland where we speak your language.
    Ra mora, is easy enough to decipher, wait till they start telling you their troubles with their weins and their bairns.
    OMG! They really should have subtitles hanging around their necks.
  3. El Gordo's Avatar
    The situation is not symmetric. They will have no trouble understanding you, because American accents are familiar from films and television, but Glaswegian cinema and television are not exactly pervasive in America, so you won't have had a chance to get accustomed to their accent.
  4. jimmydee's Avatar
    A translation for you Violette.
    Aw! you sweet girl.
    Don`t worry, before you know,you`ll be back in Ireland where we speak your language.
    Tomorrow, is easy to decipher, wait till they start telling you about their kids and babies.

    Enjoy your trip.
  5. mellors's Avatar
    Perhaps you could market yourself as a deaf mute escort and only communicate by sign language !
  6. Violette's Avatar
    Mellors-I am sure they will manage to have some special Glaswegian signs, that only they know.
    Jimmydee-You really have missed your calling. I Actually enjoying the city, I am pretending I am in China, and have stopped trying to figure out what the hell they are saying.
  7. Violette's Avatar
    This is priceless: One gent said to me today, I thought the phone was bad, cause you kept asking me to repeat maself!
  8. Legswideopen's Avatar
    Hold on to your lunch. I was robbed there on Thursday.
  9. Violette's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Legswideopen
    Hold on to your lunch. I was robbed there on Thursday.
    Why am I not surprised? Sorry to hear this happened.