Dub Lad

I met this guy on the bus he had a tatty beard, fake eye, walking stick, big raincoat basically he just scremed of sexual predator. But despite looking like a lunatic he was a very wise oldman, He told me how the world was going to end !!! global warming, natural disasters, the second coming of the devil, now after 15 mins of listening to this guy I realised that maybe he isn't the sexual deviant oldman, maybe he doesn't go home and try on his sisters panties and womens clothing and touches himself looking at the oxendales catalogue maybe just maybe his perscription drugs never ran out, so i figured maybe just maybe this man knew what he was talking about, maybe he is telling me this stuff so that I will be the one to warn everybody about the world ending and I should be the one to prepare people and save eveyone's soul maybe..........



No seriously this guy was a complete and utter freak


There was this other guy who had these massive ears they were like giant headphones, all along the bus journey I was just fascinated by how big they where I wondered if he could sense sounds from miles off, his ears did twiddle and twitch alot wtf just so weird.