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[SIZE="5"]Q1. A man entered a city art gallery and did terrible damage to some very valuable Impressionist paintings. Later that day, instead of being arrested, he was thanked by the curator of the art gallery for his actions. How come?

Q2. At the Carlton Club, Alan Quartermaine was telling one of this stories. ''When the animal emerged from the lake I could see that its four knees were wet,'' he said. Marmaduke, who had walked into the room at that very point, then interrupted, ''I know what kind of animal that was.'' How did he know, and what kind of animal was it?

Q3. A man is found dead in a locked room. He has died of poisoning, and it looks like suicide. No one was with him when he took the poison, but it was, in fact, murder. How come?

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monster_monster - 22-03-11 15:37
Q1: He was Banksy and actually made the painting worth more by vandalising them

Q2: Either he was there, or like me, he knows that elephants are meant to be the only animals with four knees. Which is incorrect!!!!

Q3: Before he went in he was told that the poison was something else (e.g. water)
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 15:47
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3371]Q1: He was Banksy and actually made the painting worth more by vandalising them

Q2: Either he was there, or like me, he knows that elephants are meant to be the only animals with four knees. Which is incorrect!!!!

Q3: Before he went in he was told that the poison was something else (e.g. water)[/QUOTE]

Q2. Correct in that elephants are the only animals with four knees. Well done MM. :)

Good to see you are completely off beam with Q1 and Q3 as was beginning to think i was losing my touch. lol
monster_monster - 22-03-11 16:11
Q1: He was a cop and in trying to stop a thief from robbing them managed to damage one or two along the way. He could of also been a soldier, fireman, security guard, me etc. The main point is the "greater good", by damaging a few he saved many

Q2: An elephant doesn't have four knees, seriously, have a look [URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Elephant_skeleton.jpg"][B][U]HERE[/U][/B][/URL] at a skeleton, you can clearly see it's front legs aren't proper knees

Q3: You never say the door was locked from the inside so I am assuming he was locked into the room and was starving so he took the poison out of desperation, so technically it's murder
mellors - 22-03-11 16:46
1)Was it some sort of interactive art where people were invited to take part? Or it was Damien Hurst !!
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:07
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3373]Q1: He was a cop and in trying to stop a thief from robbing them managed to damage one or two along the way. He could of also been a soldier, fireman, security guard, me etc. The main point is the "greater good", by damaging a few he saved many

Q2: An elephant doesn't have four knees, seriously, have a look [URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Elephant_skeleton.jpg"][B][U]HERE[/U][/B][/URL] at a skeleton, you can clearly see it's front legs aren't proper knees

Q3: You never say the door was locked from the inside so I am assuming he was locked into the room and was starving so he took the poison out of desperation, so technically it's murder[/QUOTE]

Q1. Well MM yes one of your 5 answers is the correct one. Twas the Fireman. Another one bites the dust. Well done. :)
Q2. Just about to write to the author of my source to complain about inaccurate information. Thanks for that. :)
Q3. Please try again.:sad::sad:
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:19
Q2: tell you source to check their facts with me first ;)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:23
three quick questions:
1: Was the room locked from the outside or inside?
2: did the man know this?
3: did he know the poison was poison and not something else?
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:29
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3377]three quick questions:
1: Was the room locked from the outside or inside?
2: did the man know this?
3: did he know the poison was poison and not something else?[/QUOTE]

1. No idea
2. No idea.
3. Yes he knew it was poison

Hope that helps. :)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:34
he was told to take the poison or starve
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:36
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3379]he was told to take the poison or starve[/QUOTE]

Afraid not MM but great attempt. :)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:44
he states so in a suicide note
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:47
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3381]he states so in a suicide note[/QUOTE]

Can you rephrase that MM as not sure what you mean? :)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:50
he left a suicide note with the details of his murder before he finally died!!!
monster_monster - 22-03-11 17:52
also, going through suicide legislation on the internet and if my previous answer isn't correct then I want to know if the country this happens in has any bearing on the fact that this is classed as murder?
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:55
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3383]he left a suicide note with the details of his murder before he finally died!!![/QUOTE]

Not the answer MM but another great attempt. :)
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 17:57
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3384]also, going through suicide legislation on the internet and if my previous answer isn't correct then I want to know if the country this happens in has any bearing on the fact that this is classed as murder?[/QUOTE]

No I believe that this case would be classified as murder in most modern countries if not all of them. :)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 21:11
it's a VERY long shot, but here goes, the poisoning is radiation poisoning. The victim just happens to be locked in their room when they die, the fact that the room is locked has no bearing on the poisoning. So what the murderer did was get a radioactive substance and place it in an adjoining room/apartment, because of the very short wave lengths involved in radiation it was able to pass through the wall and kill the victim.

Now that is the most bizarre but plausible way for this to happen, so I don't want to hear good effort BS just give me the points
monster_monster - 22-03-11 21:13
forgot to mention that after the victim had died the murderer returned and removed the radioactive substance so no one would know
magicalman9357 - 22-03-11 21:17
[QUOTE=monster_monster;bt3388]forgot to mention that after the victim had died the murderer returned and removed the radioactive substance so no one would know[/QUOTE]

Sorry about this MM but that was not a good but a great effort. Less than three hours to go for the answer to be revealed. :)
monster_monster - 22-03-11 21:36
i'll tap out and accept defeat